Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted you get stuck with the horrible music all day I wish for a new teapot
Caffeine Addict Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, you now own a beautiful teapot carved out of ice. I wish I wasn't hungry without having appetite
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted you are no longer hungry but extra thirsty I wish my teapot hadnt melted
ZweiHeart Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, it didn't melt but instead was frozen solid then shattered into pieces. I wish I didn't procrastinate on my artwork, cuz I'm way past my deadlines and won't even bother to give a shit to finish any of them now...
spoonsinger Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, it didn't melt but instead was frozen solid then shattered into pieces. I wish I didn't procrastinate on my artwork, cuz I'm way past my deadlines and won't even bother to give a shit to finish any of them now... Granted, you look at the landscape and contemplate that, visually, it's a big mass of oozey organisms. You look at the people around you and know that they can't see what you are seeing - even though they can. You look at yourself in a totally dispassionate analysis of your position in everything and know that very sharp razor would probably do the job. I wish fish had less bones in them.
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted try fish fingers I wish Pizza was free
Caffeine Addict Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, but it is only made with spoiled ingredients. I wish I didn't spend so much time watching bad movies.
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 granted you now read bad books instead I wish for a skyrim movie
Caffeine Addict Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, but it is directed by Uwe Boll! I wish I didn't know any Uwe Boll movies ^^
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted you know movies made by a mystery person instead I wish I knew who Uwe Boll is
Caffeine Addict Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, you watch every movie he made and afterwards rip your eyes out and fill the sockets with bleach. (Uwe Boll is known to be a director who turns video games into very bad movies. Google him, if you dare ^^) I wish I had some chocolate cookies with my Earl Grey tea.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Muahahahahaha!!! At last! Someone wishes for a chocolate cookies to go with an Earl Grey tea!!! Hahahahaha~~~....... Wait what? Cookies? Aww man... Can't do that mate! I only grant biscuit wishes. Go pray to other deities instead. Go on! Tote along!I wish! I wish! I wish I had an angel for one moment of love~~~ (Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel)
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted you now have a bowl of angel delight I wish for a ban on cookies mwhahaha
Arcueid Brunestud Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Well that's one perplexing wish indeed..... Sure you won't change your mind? All right! All right! All right! Talk to Marvin the Martian for finer details. Hope you're happy. Next!I wish for a full and deep understanding for all the languages that I'm currently learn and plan to take.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, The aliens drill that information into your skull after they send you back to Earth to annihilate the human race I wish gummy bears weren't so expensive
Caffeine Addict Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, they are really cheap where I live. Wait, they already are (Maybe I should pay for your cokkies with gummy bears!) I wish gummy bears become a worldwide accepted currency.
ZweiHeart Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted but now we can never enjoy the sweet taste of gummies... I wish every time I come to this topic I don't get urges to go and get food... I want a giant gummy now cuz of you guys...
Caffeine Addict Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, you now get the urge to get food no matter what topic you visit. I wish for better cooking skills!
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted ask Aethyr if he'll run cooking classes I wish for jelly babies
Caffeine Addict Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but due to an error in the wish order form, you get jellyfish babies. I wish for a mulled wine.
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted but you canted find it I wish for some after eight mints
Caffeine Addict Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, some mints arrive shortly before nine. I wish I had a better stove!
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted you now have a campfire in your backyard. Enjoy I wish I could go camping somewhere nice and warm
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, welcome to Hell's Butthole Camp! I wish I had a chocolate bar
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted it's on Marvin's spaceship I wish I had a better campsite
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