Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Food. And for the stupidity of amazon to end, since I preordered Saints Row 4 and expected it to be here on the date of release (23.08), but they haven't even sent it yet. Also they say I probably will have to wait until Monday to recieve the shipment. Is that a bad joke or what?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Yes it is, the damned thing just bit my leg. What comes after -0?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Perhaps. I made spelling errors earlier, that's true but yes I'm not a prof. What would I need to be Professor proof?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 A good wife and/or bodyguard who takes the professors for you. Why aren't there any wigs made out of unicorn-pubic hair?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Because unicorns shave when you're not looking. Obviously. Are popcorns made of pop music and corn?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 No, they'd be called "popmusiccorn" then. Do you like popmusiccorn?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 I dare to say I like to dislike them. Saw one the the other day, horrible creatures. Breeding humans with dolphins would result in mermaids offsprings?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Only if you replace the dolphins and humans with actual mermaids. Where have you found that horrible idea?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Well both species are one of the few that have sex for pleasure so the brain forced my hands to write that. But why, what's wrong with interacials?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 That really depends in which position you are. There are some nasty things that just are wrong. Why you think dolphins have sex for fun?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Well, when a male dolphin asks a female dolphin if she wants a fish then they go to a private ocean, you can expect what's actually going on there. Would dolphin heads look good on my wall?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 No, but it blood definitely would. Did you know that there exists something called "dolphin rape"?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Oh yes, indeed yes. That's why they are so noisy when in groups. You seem curious about dolphins, would you like to have one as house guardian?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 No, mainly because there would be at least one "person" who'd take advantage of the situation. You don't know that turkeys are the better dolphins, do you?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Now that's a bold statement. I need to pay a visit to Turkey and check that myself. I heard turkeys are not allowed in church because they use fowl language, is that true?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 They use the same language than chickens, nothing naughty there. Is your mother or your father the dolphin?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 My mother is/was a bitch so that leaves my dad. He looks like a kangaroo though. So I guess none of them are dolphins at all. What would it take to scare a dolphin away?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Open it. The picture is rather big, so I put it into a spoiler. Wasn't that obvious?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Yes, thank you captain obvious. How obvious obviously is this question?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Not at all, since questions can't be obvious, only facts. Don't you like being considered as a child, even if you'd get candy?
MikeMetal Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 I don't like candy. Makes my teeth black. I prefer smoking, much more healthier. How can you make friends if you aren't supposed to talk to strangers?
Thulas Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 You only aren't suppossed to do so when you are a child. Why don't you take "the dude that bangs his head" as title?
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