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Because I like Zoidberg, and we are like cousins, seeing as how we both have exoskeletons, have claws, and can eat almost anything! Oh, and we both know a lot about alien physiology but not human physiology!

 

Does that answer your question?

Posted

Not realy becasue of his ability to eat almost anything he becomes a serious threat when it comes to food, assasination would therefore a logic step.

 

 

Have you already praised my name today?

Posted

Such a question from someone who state to be a prist in his signature...And should praise my name as I'm the only true and living god :D

 

Where would we end if everybody ask so critical questions?

Posted

That reminds me of something interessant I heard lately:

 

"Where would we be, if everyone just would ask where we would be, but no one goes to see where we would be if we actually go?"

Posted

In New Jersey.

 

Why is it whenever there is a cucumber, it keeps talking about sandwiches?

Posted

Yes, preferably ham and spicy chicken. Yes, I know that was probably an innuendo.

 

What if the world was turned into toast?

Posted

@formel: Being a priest doesn't mean that I have to worship a specific god, I can choose to worship ANY god, and they would give the same power as any other god.

@Thulas: Well, since I'm hungry...YES!

 

What kind of sandwi(t)ches are those?

Posted

No, we're good.

 

Is this thread ultimately pointless in the grand scheme of breads?

Posted

It gave its life to be part of this sandwich that I just ate. It was a tasty sacrifice.

 

Any more bread?

Posted

But...I wanted to be part of that sandwich...so no, keep that bread away from me, I don't want it.

 

Why does war never change?

Posted

Because war is a lazy bum who is afraid of change and refuses to leave the house.

 

Maybe we should kick him out?

Posted

"We" isn't the right word. It is your house, my dungeoun and his pain.

 

So do you really want to take his place on the "chair"?

Posted

I can't feel pain, so it's not much of an issue.

 

The question is, would you want me to take his place?

Posted

Depends if we could swap from time to time.

 

Why do I have the bad feeling that soon there will be milkshakes again? And bread?

Posted

There won't be any time soon, so you can rest easy.

 

Would prefer soda instead?

Posted

That works.

 

But wouldn't that make things messy?

Posted

I don't know.

 

Cleaning my kitchen sink?

Posted

They're delicious.

 

Maybe we could use the Luger on the turkey?

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