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Posted

No, lame. We need explosives to fry our prey.

 

Are you two aware that Titanic never should be left alone to clean something?

Posted

I didn't leave her alone to clean, I left her alone with a loaded firearm.

 

So would it be even worse to let her have a loaded firearm?

Posted

Yep, we're still good.

 

Why does it smell like toast  here?

Posted

Nothing happened, other than eating a tasty meal.

 

What did you think was gonna happen?

Posted

Because you're hungry for food poisoning.

 

Yes?

Posted

No, that's just an illusion.

 

Why is that turkey now speaking in tongues?

Posted

Not savvy. Robots and AI's can speak without tongues, and quite fluently too.

 

Why did I almost forget to put in a question?

Posted

Because your answer itself was wrong.

 

Aren't you aware that Robots and AIs can't create sounds that are formed into a voice by themselves?

Posted

Synthesizers etc. Yeah, I know. I may not know all the details, but this I do know: They don't have TONGUES!!!

And that right there proves that my answer is, in a sense, right.

 

Savvy?

Posted

Because if I did, Titanic or Marina would just make some remark about it or offer to do it for me.

 

Why are flamethrowers fun?

Posted

Nope.

 

Why do people think bears pooping is just like people doing things that are obvious?

Posted

Don't ask me, ask Marina. Same rule with the poison in the food.

 

Can an overdose of viagra cam ne called a poison?

Posted

Yes, same as any other drug. 

 

Why would you be asking that?

Posted

I think Marina might try to make me "confess" later, or something. Other than that, no.

 

Want some turkey, priest?

Posted

Nope.

 

Also, why is the punishment only a possibility, shouldn't you make a guarantee of punishment if I don't confess?

Posted

This was ment as an offer for you to confess now, to avoid punishment later.

 

Why are you playing with her, but not with me?

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