Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Answer.

 

Another question?

[Guest]

Ok.

 

This is not a question?

[Thulas]

It actually is.

 

Is your need to sleep and getting able to think again out of question?

[Guest]

Maybe.

 

Why is that robot now a blue banjo?

[Thulas]

Hallucinations caused by flowers.

 

Are you sick, or just sick in the head?

[HyperonicX]

Neither. I am perfectly sane, and no flying avacado can convince me otherwise!

 

Did you just say you were in the military fighting against corn mcnuggets?

[formel]

No never was in the military becasue of my horse allergy. It is bad when the enemy cavalry attacks and I die on an asthma attack befor they even reach the line. But the line has to be kept closed.

 

Are you willing to pay the price for immortality?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

So that I have to live forever? NO WAY!

 

Not many people would agree with me on this one, would they?

[Guest]

Immortality is overrated.

 

Why the hell would anyone want that anyway?

[Thulas]

Even as vampire there is no real immortality, this makes it really interesting.

 

Do you know what I mean?

[Guest]

Yes I do.

 

Is that banana walking?

[Thulas]

No, it's wanking.

 

See what I did there?

[formel]

You cut of the legs of the walking banana I created.

 

What would be an appropriate punishment for that?

[Guest]

To kill yourself for creating a walking banana in the first place. Talk about laaaaaaame.

 

How's that for punishment?

[Thulas]

Not bad, not good.

 

Want some help to find a good one?

[Guest]

Of course.

 

Should I bring my bag of tools and some "volunteers"?

[HyperonicX]

Towlie: Don't forget to bring a towel! *is suddenly blown up by a missile*

 

DON'T YOU EVER SHUT THE **** UP!?

[nonusnomeni]

yes when you are not around

 

where i am put gdm scissors

 

 

[Guest]

Um, ok.

 

Why are you with the Society of Didactics of Mathematics and their scissors?

[HyperonicX]

Well, I'm SUPPOSED to be part supercomputer, and like to cut things.

 

When's the next election?

 

[Guest]

Never. Also the  Gesellschaft für Didaktik der Mathematik (Society of Didactics of Mathematics) is for mathematics education in German-speaking countries.

 

Since when were you a supercomputer?

[Commander Drag Queen]

I'm sorry Nixon, I'm afraid I can't answer that question.

 

Are we in space now?

[Guest]

No, you're not.

 

Are you ready kids?

[HyperonicX]

I'll be another 10 minutes.

 

Where are we going again?

[Guest]

Nowhere, Kansas.

 

When was the last time that turkey killed a porcupine?