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[Guest]

I can't exactly call you my real wife if you were forced into the marriage because of Titanic. I dislike the idea of forced marriages.

 

What exactly would a 40-foot tall robot president offer that the others didn't, besides the money, robotic stuff, and the power?

[Thulas]

Well, money, robotic stuff and power is all a girl needs. The robotic stuff is probably the best thing.

 

Darling, being forced is my kink after...wait, you don't consider me as your wife, but that stupid girl?

[Guest]

I never said I did, because it feels like it was for the wrong reasons. 

 

So on a scale of 1-10, how badly did I just shoot myself in the foot?

[Thulas]

11.

 

Want a little rest from the succubus and the hooker?

[Guest]

Gonna have to say no. I'm enjoying this maybe a little too much.

 

That's not normal, is it?

[Thulas]

Nope, but they'll love to hear that.

 

But will hey ever?

[Guest]

I don't know.

 

Maybe?

[Thulas]

Yes, no, maybe, it doesn't matter after all.

 

I am hungry; are you, too?

[formel]

Nope you reign ends due to

 

 

 

 

 

Is there any other fate for a Nixon?

[Guest]

Yes, it's called "I murder you because you had the gall to ninja me. But it's okay, because when I'm done with you you won't have any gall left because I'd have ripped out your gall bladder through your nostrils with a wooden spoon and a seagull."

 

Doesn't that sound fun?

[Thulas]

Yes, it does.

 

Can...we eat formel afterwards...?

[Guest]

Yes. Alive.

 

Need any utensils?

[formel]

Foolish mortals thinking they can eat the only true and living god with their weak mortal utensils.

 

 

What do you do against heresy? (rhetorical question)

[Thulas]

Getting ninjad probably.

 

Yes, a knife, a spoon and a fork. Oh, and scissors.

 

Now to come to think about it...do we really want to eat him without bbq-sauce?

[Guest]

I've got that too. Also, he is far from the only immortal.

 

How the hell does he think I'm here when I've been "dead" for the past 19 years?

[Thulas]

I don't know.

 

But since we talk about being immortal, ever fought against other gladiators?

[Guest]

Yes, as well as Highlanders. Of course I won.

 

Did we scare off the construct with our talk of marital problems and confession and cooking?

[Thulas]

Poor construct. By the way "scare of":

 

Husbyyyyy...shopping?

[Guest]

That would depend.

 

Is Marina still there to get angry if I said yes?

[Thulas]

No, she fell asleep since no one petted her.

 

Sounds like her phase changed; shouldn't you wake her up then?

[Guest]

Might as well.

 

I just realized, but since I have two robot bodies, why don't I just use both of them to make Marina and Titanic happy?

[Thulas]

Because they are women; they can't really be happy or pleased if you don't chase after their happyness and dreams.

 

Are you willed to do that?

 

 

[Guest]

Well technically since one is in a marriage that they didn't choose they can't be happy in said marriage and the other is marrying me for superficial reasons eventually it'll be realized that happiness was not genuine to begin with and demand something deeper in life.

 

Yes?

[Thulas]

Actually no, in 50% of the time you can make Marina happy even while she was forced to say "yes", so it isn't that wrong at all.

 

But what would that thing be that is deeper? Highheels?

[Guest]

No, something called "emotional fulfillment".

 

Is it weird that when she mentioned high heels I was reminded of something rather dirty but incredibly ridiculous?