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The countdown will be over. And then... checkmate. *cue dramatic music, bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.*

 

Maybe it'll involve Titanic?

Posted

I don't think so, the rather sinful child of god sits in the detention room and thinks about the gift God gave us all.

 

Does he really believe I would do something like that without getting payed?

Posted

It could be something that actually isn't of that nature, who knows.

 

Who's the green text?

Posted

Rev. Theodor, at your services. You can call me "Theo", since this reminds me of our great Lord who guides us to the eternal live at his side.

 

I hate him...why he want's to make a catolic schoolgirl out of me?

Posted

Well it's clear he thinks you are naughty.

 

Did you just read that and thought it was a dirty statement, you perv?

Posted

I am dedicated to the Bible, I don't have these perverted thaugts, robot..

 

Tell me, when was your last confession?

Posted

Never, since I'm not Catholic.

 

Next question?

Posted

It's a sin not to believe into our saviour Jesus.

 

Do you want to change your religion?

No, I have a better question: do you want a gun to shoot him?

Posted

One: Never said I didn't believe in Jesus. Two: Um...

 

 

Would using a gun even work?

Posted

Don't let yourself get fooled by the evil that yet needs to be purified!

 

Could it conisdered was "working" if the vessel dies and Theo with it?

Posted

Yes, I think so.

 

But wouldn't that take you and Marina as well, or would you just be able to manifest bodies before I did it, and is that permanent or temporary?

Posted

Let me guess, with this "manifest bodies" you actually just want the little party you were promissed when Titanic and I had a little argumentation.

 

Why is she still a bitch and reminds you of this idea?

What are you two doing? Don't you know that is wrong?

Posted

No, I meant you two literally create your own physical bodies just before I off the vessel in an attempt to destroy Theo because unless there's some other variable I'm unaware of I only know that destroying the vessel and Theo would take the both of you out as well.

 

Why must I explain so much? 

Posted

I ment the consequences of this "birth", sweety, not the act itself.

 

So...are you planning to kill me? Shame on you.

Posted

I haven't thought much further ahead than the manifestation of the bodies. Also, this is hypothetical.

 

Unless you can think of something else?

 

Posted

Exorcism would be, but since Theodor is the only one who know how to do it, this is out of question.

 

You "hypotherically" would enjoy that time, wouldn't you?

Posted

Wouldn't be hard to convince another priest at gunpo- I mean with words, to do the exorcism.

 

You mean the party that I didn't mention?

Posted

Yes, the one that probably Titanic mentioned.

 

Do you want a divoce, or want to get caught in the argumentation of the two again, but this time who is your first and who your second wife?

Posted

I don't recall ever getting married.

 

Unless what Theo did actually counted and Marina and Titanic both consented to it as well?

Posted

At least one of them wanted to marry you anyway to get rid of her forth husband, and the other one was forced by the other ones decission.

 

Do you want to try to cleanse both of them, or rather let you get dragged into hell by them?

Posted

I'm going to get dragged into a migraine trying to keep track of everything before I get dragged to Hell.

 

Wait, was it Titanic that was married 4 times?

Posted

I'm a little bus- wait, he just said three men and a woman.

 

Why would you marry so many people, for money I'm guessing, and then me to get rid of the 4th one?

Posted

Because none of them was the ultimate husby a girl could whish for: a 40-foot tall robot, and president above that.

 

Wouldn't you rather go out on a date with your real wife than wasting your money on a childish girl?

 

 

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