Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Beats me, I removed my Psychic Projection Module years ago. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Robots don't fart. So because you denied it, you supplied it?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 The correct answer is 3x^6 + y - 2x^4 + 3x^3 * x ^ 2 = 0 Now where did I park my car?
Myst42 Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 The same place where you left your horse Why is it you cant see any dragons these days?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Because dragons suck. Why would you want to see dragons?
Myst42 Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Just so I can use them to "burn them all"!! Why are colors so colorful?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Colors are actually the stains of the blood of multi-colored Smurfs. Why do I suddenly have a craving for Smurf blood?
Thulas Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Definitely not because I found a way to turn a robot into a vampire. How many wet stains can pants have?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 If it involves blood, the correct answer is 2.3100974 What are these "pants" you speak of?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 With a salad fork in the left hand traditionally. If a vampire can transform back and forth into a bat, where do its clothes go?
Thulas Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Most vampires are nudists. How can it be easier to have 6 pregnant minds than only having 3?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 I'd see your doctor about that, you might be an Eldritch abomination from another dimension. There's an ointment for that which will clear it up in no time. If death is sometimes referred to as "eternal slumber" does that mean undeath is a state of "eternal insomnia" ?
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Me brain am tend to werk gud sumtimez. Me go back to stoopid now. I had a question, but then I saw this: , what are the chances of that taking my skin in the middle of the night?
formel Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 3.4587% if you had food intake in the last 4 h befor you go to bed the changes increase dramaticaly to 47.5843%, if had any kind of sexuall activity the chances are 16.4539%, if you had food and sex you will probably not survive the night. How does orthography change when accelerated to speed of light?
Thulas Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 It becomes better, since you can't see what you do wrong. Fish or cat soup?
Emily Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Because the popes are stubborn fools. Why Zombie ate brains?
HyperonicX Posted July 10, 2013 Author Posted July 10, 2013 Purple. Yes, purple. Pink is nice, but purple is awesome! Why was I born a guy?
nonusnomeni Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 to you yes because you are very ugly girl who disguises him self as a boy why we can't privatize Sun?
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