Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Guest]

Beats me, I removed my Psychic Projection Module years ago.

 

Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?

[Ghost]

It's you who fart.

 

Are you stupid ?

[Guest]

Robots don't fart.

 

So because you denied it, you supplied it?

[Ghost]

I denied it yes, but I don't supplied it.

 

Ha Gay ??

 

[Guest]

The correct answer is 3x^6 + y - 2x^4 + 3x^3 * x ^ 2 = 0

 

Now where did I park my car?

[Myst42]

The same place where you left your horse

 

Why is it you cant see any dragons these days?

[Guest]

Because dragons suck.

 

Why would you want to see dragons?

[Myst42]

Just so I can use them to "burn them all"!!

 

Why are colors so colorful?

[Guest]

Colors are actually the stains of the blood of multi-colored Smurfs.

 

Why do I suddenly have a craving for Smurf blood?

[Thulas]

Definitely not because I found a way to turn a robot into a vampire.

 

How many wet stains can pants have?

[Guest]

If it involves blood, the correct answer is 2.3100974

 

What are these "pants" you speak of?

[Thulas]

A skirt obviously

 

Hw is Enklisch fritten right?

[Guest]

With a salad fork in the left hand traditionally. 

 

If a vampire can transform back and forth into a bat, where do its clothes go?

 

 

[Thulas]

Most vampires are nudists.

 

How can it be easier to have 6 pregnant minds than only having 3?

[Guest]

I'd see your doctor about that, you might be an Eldritch abomination from another dimension. There's an ointment for that which will clear it up in no time. 

 

If death is sometimes referred to as "eternal slumber" does that mean undeath is a state of "eternal insomnia" ?

[Thulas]

Yes, but...

 

...why don't you ask stupid questions?

[Guest]

Me brain am tend to werk gud sumtimez. Me go back to stoopid now.

 

 

I had a question, but then I saw this:

 , what are the chances of that taking my skin in the middle of the night?

 

[formel]

3.4587% if you had food intake in the last 4 h befor you go to bed the changes increase dramaticaly to 47.5843%, if had any kind of sexuall activity the chances are 16.4539%, if you had food and sex you will probably not survive the night.

 

 

How does orthography change when accelerated to speed of light?

[Thulas]

It becomes better, since you can't see what you do wrong.

 

Fish or cat soup?

[nonusnomeni]

roasted catfish

 

why is earth flat?

 

 

[Emily]

Because the popes are stubborn fools.

 

Why Zombie ate brains?

[Thulas]

Because they can't eat personality.

 

Pink or Purple?

[HyperonicX]

Purple. Yes, purple. Pink is nice, but purple is awesome!

 

Why was I born a guy?

[Thulas]

Because you'd be an ugly girl.

 

Does it matter?

[nonusnomeni]

to you yes because you are very ugly girl who disguises him self as a boy

 

why we can't privatize Sun?