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That one isn't yours. Your order was delayed thanks to the Blood Shortage of 2975.

 

Where is the love, the love, the love, where is the love the love the love?

Posted

Because.

 

What am I paying for again?

Posted

I'm surprised a cage could even be used.

 

I thought I sent the payment already?

Posted

I didn't send a banana. I sent out goats and virgin's blood. 

 

Or maybe it was virgins and goat's blood?

Posted

That's what the virgin blood was for.

 

Unless it wasn't?

Posted

A masterfully implemented single entendre.

 

So then what happened to the virgin blood?

Posted

That's just oil. Or booze depending on the model.

 

I don't think vampires like drinking motor oil, do they?

Posted

There is no motoroil inside of your brain, it is fed by a synthetic blood.

 

I need a milkshake now...where is it?

Posted

I don't know.

 

Maybe one of your other minds took it?

Posted

In Frankfurt but it's not a bitch it's magazine, you know something printed on paper to read.

 

It's farmer time

 


If a farmer has 5t photatos with a producten cost of 0.25€ per kg and he sells 3t for 0.40€ per kg the other 2t for 0.13€ per kg.

The question of the day: Looking at one Photato: What are the Biomolecules with their primary structure within the photato?

Posted

Since I said so. Makes much more sense to use photato as a merge of words potato and photon because to grew a potato you need photons. And what is a potato other then condensed photons in a for living beings useable form. So photato is the logical conclusion.

 

 

Who you gonna call?

Posted

That would depend.

 

Which one would cause more collateral damage?

Posted

You'd have to ask Marina that, she is into these things.

 

Raped and beaten to death, or beaten to death and then raped? Pick your poison.

Posted

Depends on if I'm beaten with the whip or the 9-tails.

 

Who the flying fig is Marina?

Posted

Elder sister of Titanic. Not a prostitute, but even more kinky. Oh, and also quite shizophreniac, the only reason why I somewhat like her.

 

Can you feel it? Can you taste your own blood?

Posted

Yes, but that's because I think I bit my own tongue.

 

There's someone out there more kinky than Titanic?

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