Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Because I like not to live in a dark manor.

 

What is "it", and when can I buy "it"?

[Cozy]

Okay... I've been up all night and I'm like on overdrive, totally manic to the point I didn't even notice the sun rise. WHYYYY?! o_O

[Thulas]

Because you have to. It needs to be. It is your...banana.

 

What is the difference between 0 and zero?

[Cozy]

Btw I forgot to answer your question.

 

Zero is not a number... 0 is not a number... err wait... Hasselhoff...

 

It is, David Hasselhoff's new album, The Hoff! Live From The Moon! You can buy "it" at the "It Emporium!" they're also having a sale -100% off if you buy it now, and you can rock out to the Hoff... on THE MOON!

 

Why Hasselhoff, my god why?!

 

 

[Thulas]

I want my money back now, and so should you.

 

Why even Hasselhoff? Why not Rammstein or Knorkator?

[Cozy]

I want my money back now, and so should you.

 

Why even Hasselhoff? Why not Rammstein or Knorkator?

 

Because I see dead people...

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

He's dead right?

 

[Thulas]

Depends; vampires normaly are somewhat dead, so if you mean me, then yes. And no.

 

Who are you anyway, and what is that strange thing on your neck?

[Cozy]

I'm The Queen of France...

 

Pardon me but to you have any Grey Poupon?

[Thulas]

If you are the queen of France, then you can get that yourself.

 

Is it wrong to know that there is no queen of France by the way?

[Cozy]

Yes!

 

Platypus?

[Thulas]

That's neither stupid nor a question, Ms.Queen of Surrenderland.

 

Was it wrong to say that?

[Cozy]

I... I don't know...

 

Why do you hate the Platypi?

[Thulas]

Because they are no fluffy little cute cats, like Mr.Snugglecat.

 

Do you want me to appologize or a cookie?

[formel]

Neither nor but you can walk to Canossa on your bare feeds

 

If a farmer has 5t photatos with a producten cost of 0.25€ per kg and he sells 3t for 0.40€ per kg the other 2t for 0.13€ per kg. Now which collour has his tractor?

[Thulas]

Whitegreyblack.

 

Why do we have to do your homework?

[Guest]

Because he can't find a virgin to sacrifice.

 

If a train was going from one side of the world, while another train was traveling towards that train at the opposite side of the world while a snail was racing the both of them and the wind conditions were just right, how long would it take that bear over there to open the door?

[nonusnomeni]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

 

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

 

Someone gave my cat invisible guns.

 

Wait, when did I get a cat?

[formel]

The point of time you got enslaved by a cat.

 

 

What will I eat tomorrow?

[Guest]

Cats.

 

Is this going to become about cats now?

[Myst42]

It can always be about tuna...

 

What?

[nonusnomeni]

Fred is calling you

 

and where did you say this tuna is...

[Myst42]

You'll have to fulfill ad quest to find out...

 

Why is tuna a fish?

[nonusnomeni]

to not a taste like chicken

 

why moon don't fall

[formel]

Because as I created the moon I forbid him to fall down (words of the only true and living god).

 

 

Can we have your liver?