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Okay... I've been up all night and I'm like on overdrive, totally manic to the point I didn't even notice the sun rise. WHYYYY?! o_O

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Btw I forgot to answer your question.

 

Zero is not a number... 0 is not a number... err wait... Hasselhoff...

 

It is, David Hasselhoff's new album, The Hoff! Live From The Moon! You can buy "it" at the "It Emporium!" they're also having a sale -100% off if you buy it now, and you can rock out to the Hoff... on THE MOON!

 

Why Hasselhoff, my god why?!

 

 

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I want my money back now, and so should you.

 

Why even Hasselhoff? Why not Rammstein or Knorkator?

 

Because I see dead people...

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

He's dead right?

 

Posted

Depends; vampires normaly are somewhat dead, so if you mean me, then yes. And no.

 

Who are you anyway, and what is that strange thing on your neck?

Posted

If you are the queen of France, then you can get that yourself.

 

Is it wrong to know that there is no queen of France by the way?

Posted

Neither nor but you can walk to Canossa on your bare feeds

 

If a farmer has 5t photatos with a producten cost of 0.25€ per kg and he sells 3t for 0.40€ per kg the other 2t for 0.13€ per kg. Now which collour has his tractor?

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Because he can't find a virgin to sacrifice.

 

If a train was going from one side of the world, while another train was traveling towards that train at the opposite side of the world while a snail was racing the both of them and the wind conditions were just right, how long would it take that bear over there to open the door?

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Someone gave my cat invisible guns.

 

Wait, when did I get a cat?

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Cats.

 

Is this going to become about cats now?

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Because as I created the moon I forbid him to fall down (words of the only true and living god).

 

 

Can we have your liver?

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