Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

No.

 

Why?

[Guest]

He's a lonely hearts club band.

 

Where is the salt?

[Thulas]

Inside the egg.

 

Am I going to play Skyrim now?

[Guest]

Yes.

 

Is Skyrim a type of basketball that involves jetpacks?

[Guest]

No Skyrim is a broken hammer.

 

Tell me WHHHHHYYY I'm nothing but a?

[Thulas]

Is that a question?

[Guest]

Yes, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreak.

 

Do I never wanna hear you say "I want it that way" ? (I hope to Talos this is where you were going with this.)

[Thulas]

Yes, because Talos sucks.

 

Why is Ulfric the biggest douche of skyrim?

[Guest]

I like the way Ulfric do that right thurr right thurr.

 

Do you like it?

[Thulas]

No, it feels wrong.

 

Why are you blind?

[Guest]

I'm not reading that!

 

Why are you deaf? 

[Thulas]

Because the countless whispers inside of my head are too loud.

 

Haven't I seen you in my head before?

[Guest]

No, that was my twin brother Ramon.

 

Have you seen this man?

[Guest]

Yeah, he went that way!

 

Why not play some Dragon's Dogma and delete skyrim?

[Emily]

Cuz it's a console.

 

Why everyone so strange?

[Myst42]

Just so Emily can be normal

 

What is this question?

[formel]

A succession of words.

 

Why can't I shoot lightning bolts from my hands?

[HyperonicX]

Because you're not a Sith Lord!

 

Why can't things be easier?

[Ghost]

Reallife is the hardest Game.

 

Why does the Life sucks so hard sometimes ?

[Guest]

Because you're standing next to a vacuum cleaner.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could set up a bakery?

[Guest airdance]

he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a wood chuck could set up a bakery.

 

why do cats beat up my dog?

[Myst42]

Cuz you dog gave a bad review on the musical "Cats"

 

What the hell happened to culture and intelligence with the new generations?

[Guest]

Culture and Intelligence both ran off to the Cayman Islands because they got caught embezzling money.

 

How much Spam is too much Spam on Egg bacon sausage and Spam?

 

[Thulas]

A half dragon with cyanite.

 

Why is the dragon only half?

[HyperonicX]

Cause I ate the rest.

 

Why did my hearts stop beating?