Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

That's a statement covered as a question.

 

#YOLO, #SWAG: WHY AM I PREGGO OMFG?!?!?!?!?

[Guest]

Because you were hit by a precision airstrike from the stork.

 

O RLY?

[Thulas]

No, actually yes, which means no.

 

May you be a chickennugget please?

 

[Guest]

Only if I'm made with 100% breast meat.

 

Did anyone ever find that chicken that blew up the road?

[Thulas]

Yes, he was turned into a nugget.

 

Is it only a coincidence that you are a nugget now, too?

[Guest]

Could be, if Venus has aligned with Andromeda 42.

 

If I'm a nugget too, does that mean I will explode too?

 

[Thulas]

No, this only means that you are a friggin' nugget.

 

May I call you daddy?

[Guest]

Yes, if you find a suitable mommy. 

 

That's totally what a normal person would say, right?

[Thulas]

Um...

 

... you know you are asking a Malkavian about being normal right now, don't you?

[Guest]

Yes.

 

Who knows, maybe normal is crazy and crazy is normal? 

[Thulas]

No. I have 4 other whispers in my head that say exactly the same, though one actually means jellyfishs.

 

How kind is Grelot?

[Guest]

About as cuddly as a jellyfish.

 

Where are the Peanut Butter fish? 

[Thulas]

On the jellyfish of course. Peanutbutterjellyfish.

 

Why are you breathing heavyly.?

[Guest]

Because of the 95 naked women. That many people in the room is making it hot and sweaty.

 

Wait, I'm a robot. Why would I be sweating, or breathing for that matter?

 

 

[Thulas]

Malfunction.

Or would "malefunktion" fit better to you?

[HyperonicX]

No, malefunction is when a male malfunctions and thinks that he is a duck!

 

Why is Adric dead?

[Thulas]

Because there are no fries in the refigerator.

 

Who is this "Adric" anyway?

[formel]

A horse with no name. La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la.

 

 

Why are there so many heretics on this forum?

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Because there only are false gods.

 

Who is your personal worshiper?

[Emily]

Umn, that would be everyone who seek their demise and undoing.

 

How do you put elephant into the refrigerator?

 

 

[Thulas]

By closing the door first. Don't let it open all the time, Emily!

 

Where is my prize?

[Myst42]

Right between Friday and Sunday

 

What do you mean by door?

[formel]

Insurmountable obstacle.

 

Where is my temple (religous meaning of the word)

[Guest]

On the side of your head, near your eyes.

 

Why does that doll in the corner have no face, and is speaking in tongues at me while tentacles are thrashing about from its eyes?

[HyperonicX]

Because there are no fries in the refigerator.

 

Who is this "Adric" anyway?

To answer your question, watch Doctor Who.

 

On the side of your head, near your eyes.

 

Why does that doll in the corner have no face, and is speaking in tongues at me while tentacles are thrashing about from its eyes?

Because it isn't a doll... it's a psychic projection of your worst fears.

 

What is there a psychic projection doing here anyway?