Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 That's a statement covered as a question. #YOLO, #SWAG: WHY AM I PREGGO OMFG?!?!?!?!?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Because you were hit by a precision airstrike from the stork. O RLY?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 No, actually yes, which means no. May you be a chickennugget please?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Only if I'm made with 100% breast meat. Did anyone ever find that chicken that blew up the road?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Yes, he was turned into a nugget. Is it only a coincidence that you are a nugget now, too?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Could be, if Venus has aligned with Andromeda 42. If I'm a nugget too, does that mean I will explode too?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 No, this only means that you are a friggin' nugget. May I call you daddy?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Yes, if you find a suitable mommy. That's totally what a normal person would say, right?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Um... ... you know you are asking a Malkavian about being normal right now, don't you?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Yes. Who knows, maybe normal is crazy and crazy is normal?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 No. I have 4 other whispers in my head that say exactly the same, though one actually means jellyfishs. How kind is Grelot?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 About as cuddly as a jellyfish. Where are the Peanut Butter fish?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 On the jellyfish of course. Peanutbutterjellyfish. Why are you breathing heavyly.?
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Because of the 95 naked women. That many people in the room is making it hot and sweaty. Wait, I'm a robot. Why would I be sweating, or breathing for that matter?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Malfunction. Or would "malefunktion" fit better to you?
HyperonicX Posted July 9, 2013 Author Posted July 9, 2013 No, malefunction is when a male malfunctions and thinks that he is a duck! Why is Adric dead?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Because there are no fries in the refigerator. Who is this "Adric" anyway?
formel Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 A horse with no name. La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la. Why are there so many heretics on this forum?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Because there only are false gods. Who is your personal worshiper?
Emily Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Umn, that would be everyone who seek their demise and undoing. How do you put elephant into the refrigerator?
Thulas Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 By closing the door first. Don't let it open all the time, Emily! Where is my prize?
Myst42 Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Right between Friday and Sunday What do you mean by door?
formel Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Insurmountable obstacle. Where is my temple (religous meaning of the word)
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 On the side of your head, near your eyes. Why does that doll in the corner have no face, and is speaking in tongues at me while tentacles are thrashing about from its eyes?
HyperonicX Posted July 9, 2013 Author Posted July 9, 2013 Because there are no fries in the refigerator. Who is this "Adric" anyway? To answer your question, watch Doctor Who. On the side of your head, near your eyes. Why does that doll in the corner have no face, and is speaking in tongues at me while tentacles are thrashing about from its eyes? Because it isn't a doll... it's a psychic projection of your worst fears. What is there a psychic projection doing here anyway?
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