Thulas Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because it doesn't work without blood. Who sat on my chair?
Guest Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Big Bertha did. Is Waldo on the FBI's Most Wanted List, explaining why everyone is looking for him?
HyperonicX Posted July 8, 2013 Author Posted July 8, 2013 It was one of those blasted cats! What is blood? EDIT: Sniped! Yes. I ask again: What is blood?
Thulas Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 That thing that you are missing. Can a pregnant baby become pregnant?
HyperonicX Posted July 8, 2013 Author Posted July 8, 2013 Yes, if it does the horizontal happy dance with another baby, thus resulting in twins! At least that's how it works on my planet! How does eat food?
Guest Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Trick question- you absorb food, not eat it. How is babby formed?
Thulas Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 When one Malkavian loves himself, he gets pregnant and becomes an additional mind. Yes, most Malkavians don't love themselfs. Why is the green lantern not red?
formel Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because the red colour is a registered trade colour of the red lantern squad and must not used without permision. Who gave wizards this ridiculous pointed heads?
nonusnomeni Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 because you give to him "head" what in name of nine hells i do here ?
formel Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 To achieve better sales figures. Is Schrödinger's cat still alive?
nonusnomeni Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 because they are not frigid females why is emily strange
formel Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 It's a natural law like there is nothing faster than the speed of light, were it not so whole sience would collaps like a house of cards. Why are so many people obsessed with zombie apocalypse these days?
Myst42 Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because its already here and nobody admits it Why did everyone gone insane?
Strelky Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Cause they all need a break from assholes. Why is there a dead terrorist on my couch?
Thulas Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because he is Achmed and will kill you if you don't silence. Goes anything but legs?
formel Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Anything goes....not. Who want's to become the high prist of my new religion, which worships me as the only and true living god?
nonusnomeni Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 stupid fool how he can ask such stupid question when is well known I am the only and true living god?
Guest Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because of vampires that like to sparkle. Wait, so does that make you the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
HyperonicX Posted July 8, 2013 Author Posted July 8, 2013 No, the flying spagetti monster was delicious! He is not! What is fire?
Guest Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 That thing you get when you put a tomato in a nuclear reactor. Is Fred here?
formel Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Nope only Freddy K. and only when you sleep. How can it be that this impertinent cat thing still breaths the air I created as the only true and living god?
Guest Posted July 8, 2013 Posted July 8, 2013 Because he's the actual only true and living god. And Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire time. #Shyamalan #whatatwist #spoileralert Hash tags are stupid, yes?
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