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No.

 

Did you slay the Jabberwocky first?

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Don't know... probably.

 

No.

 

 

I see a bit confincing is in order...

 

 

Can we now have your liver?

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No, because you're not The Messiah.

 

 

Is it a personal question?

Posted

Chuck Norris prefers groundhogs.

 

What... is your name?

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My name differs between countries, regions, planets and dimensions. However, most people just call me Hyper.

 

What is your quest?

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To seek the Holy Grail.

 

What is your favorite color?

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None, they order their squires to do it. 

 

What is the capital of Assyria?

Posted

Your dog was murdered and eaten on charges of high treason.

 

Maybe it could have been the same people who let the dogs out several pages back?

Posted

Must have been elalquimista.

 

I don't have any catnip to use as bait, does anyone have some?

Posted

No, I loaned them to Duke Nukem and haven't gotten them back in 15 years.

 

I heard that guy is now homeless, is it true?

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Duke? Yes. He couldn't pay rent for the brothel.

 

Did you know that was the same brothel I cought Titanic working at and the horrible things I had to do there?

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No, but now I do. And knowing is half the battle! 

 

 

Porkchop sandwiches?!

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I don't have any spit.

 

Is spit used to power some ancient machine?

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Serbo-Croatian architecture.

 

Maybe?

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Because some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

Why so serious?

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