Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Guest]

No.

 

Did you slay the Jabberwocky first?

[formel]

Don't know... probably.

 

No.

 

 

I see a bit confincing is in order...

 

 

Can we now have your liver?

[Guest]

No, because you're not The Messiah.

 

 

Is it a personal question?

[HyperonicX]

Yes, now go away!

 

How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[Guest]

Chuck Norris prefers groundhogs.

 

What... is your name?

[HyperonicX]

My name differs between countries, regions, planets and dimensions. However, most people just call me Hyper.

 

What is your quest?

[Guest]

To seek the Holy Grail.

 

What is your favorite color?

[Thulas]

Holy grailish.

 

How many knights do you need to change a bulb?

[Guest]

None, they order their squires to do it. 

 

What is the capital of Assyria?

[Thulas]

Ass Yria Smith. No, wait, that was the President.

 

Who ate my dog? And since when I even had  a dog?

[Guest]

Your dog was murdered and eaten on charges of high treason.

 

Maybe it could have been the same people who let the dogs out several pages back?

[Thulas]

The cat. It must had been the cat.

 

Who forgot to cage it?

[Guest]

Must have been elalquimista.

 

I don't have any catnip to use as bait, does anyone have some?

[Thulas]

Use your robot-balls.

 

Do you have balls of steel?

[Guest]

No, I loaned them to Duke Nukem and haven't gotten them back in 15 years.

 

I heard that guy is now homeless, is it true?

[Thulas]

Duke? Yes. He couldn't pay rent for the brothel.

 

Did you know that was the same brothel I cought Titanic working at and the horrible things I had to do there?

[Guest]

No, but now I do. And knowing is half the battle! 

 

 

Porkchop sandwiches?!

[Thulas]

Sure, hand one over.

 

Why haven't you spit on it?

[Guest]

I don't have any spit.

 

Is spit used to power some ancient machine?

[Thulas]

No, it's just disgusting.

 

Everwantedtoleaveoutthespacesbetweeneachword?

[HyperonicX]

No. It promotes bad breath!

 

SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP!?

[Thulas]

NO!

 

What are we talking about?

[Guest]

Serbo-Croatian architecture.

 

Maybe?

[Thulas]

Can't be.

 

But why?

[Guest]

Because some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

Why so serious?