Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Yes. Why male prefer to play video game instead of spending quality times with girls?
Myst42 Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Cause girls graphic quality sucks What kind of insane guy chose videogames instead of playing with Emily XD
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 You answered you own question, an insane person. Why can't life include more doughnuts?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Cuz doughnut can't compete with wine. Why man force women to ate their sperm?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Collecting cooking ingredients. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 That book was probably not meant to be taken seriously. Why can't turkeys drown in the rain?
HyperonicX Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 They can if they look up and keep their mouths open! What am the sky?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 That thing turkey's can't look at by looking up, as they don't have binocular vision, and can't actually drown from rain. What am facts?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Yon Fictional hyper reality within fact. Why some men kind and mature while other men are rude and immature?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because as humans, we are diverse. Some are good people, others are jackasses. Maybe we could get away with enforcing natural selection by allowing people to smack the jackasses in the head with blunt objects repeatedly?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Something that would take a twelve billion-page College dissertation to explain. Why are there turkeys standing outside my window holding plasma rifles?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Doctors will say blood, but naked ladies and dirty thoughts work just as well. Why are the turkeys still there, and how are they reaching the window on the second floor?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because the turkey has evolved a pair of raptor leg. Why man refuse anal penetration into their rectum, while they insist anal sex to their girl?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because of the old Roman habit to show the supperiority over ones slave by analsex, which is nowadays less an act of superiority but intimacy. My translator has to work right now, anyone willed to see if my texts are correct?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 As long as it's not in an ancient alien language. I'm a bit rusty with that. It's not in an ancient alien language, is it?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Nope, it's English. I may eben be able to upload my new version today. But who knows or either cares?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because most woman are to ignorant to see the true reasons. How does it come that Emily seems to hate men lately?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 To be fair, men do suck. It's why I went back to women. Is that a little odd?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 No, She likes men too, infact Emily curious about men reality. Next question. How does it feels to be erect?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Depends in which situation you are. Why are classrooms with hot students on your lap a bad situation?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 You should know why it's bad. Especially if you're the teacher. Why don't you?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because not so hot teacher might join the fun. Why men love to shake, squeeze and fondle women breasts?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because breasts are cool and are nice and soft. Is it a bad thing the turkeys are now chanting and setting cars on fire?
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