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Because every invention was created to do something easier, and a lazy person wants everything to be as easy as posibble.

 

Are her brests as fake as my interest?

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No her breast, no matter if they are natural or augmented are real your intrested is not existing that's a difference.

 

Do you wnt a breast augmentation?

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No, because my vision is augmented.

 

 

 

 

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Why does the machine never give me Orange soda, always lemon-lime?

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Because you haven't mastered the basic fireball.

 

Why There are no thunder ball and frost ball on every RPG?

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Because a Frost Ball is merely a snowball, and that does little damage. Thunder ball's just fizzle out the moment they are used. Useless without an anchor to keep the flow going.

 

What is this "yolo" thing I keep hearing about?

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It stands for "Yo-Yos Only Liberate Onions"

 

Am I too think to drunk?

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Because we're not all Emily.

 

Why are we not all Emily, or would that make things awkward?

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...Yeah, you all strange. Glad emily doesn't share those reality.

 

Why people are not interested in psychology major?

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Because fat brains are better food for zombies.

 

Where is that walrus?

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I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob! XD!

 

Why could I not resist making a Beatles reference?

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Because turnips.

 

What is that number over there, that is the quotient of the turnips?

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Because it would look silly if they lifted their legs while doing so!

 

What do women want? (I know the answer to this one! XD!)

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A cruel death and bloodshed. At least that's what it seems they want, considering how some of them act.

 

Are you my daddy?

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Sure. Just don't ask me for money or to pay for child support.

 

Does money grow on trees? The banks won't let me make deposits any more!

 

 

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