Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Setting cars on fire is never bad. NEVER! So...what's for dinner? Or lunch? Breakfast?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because we killed ourselves before you posted. Anyone want some turkey, lots of turkey?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Turkey. How many hand job strokes can a man take until they cum completely?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Not. How many times can a man endure strange girl sexual introgation?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Depends on how strange the guy is. What if those turkeys invent giant robots?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Until she comes. Or he, depends on the situation. Other questions? Hey, why you keep ninja'ing me?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Sure thing. Why most men refuse to cum inside even with condom on?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Paranoia about the condom failing, usually. Why have the turkeys left?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Cause they are on the menu. Why men refuse to have relations with women body builders?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Dislike of muscular females, and feeling threatened and emasculated by a woman stronger than themself. Why are the turkeys back, but as ninjas now?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because the sexism that is tought by civilisation induces that the man has to be stronger than the woman. Obvious? I hate you!
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Obnoxious. Why emily clitoris resemble a small penis figure?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because in the womb when a male is developing that turns into a penis, I think. That's what it seems may happen. Am I going to ninja a certain vampire again?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because...pics or it didn't happen! Does that sound creepy? Ok, I don't get it. Why you allways post a few seconds before I do?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Keep trying. Why US male call every parts of female sexual organ as 'pussy' (it's not even look like a cat)?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Shares similarities with Old Norse, Old Saxon and Old English for pocket, vulva and bag respectively. No more ninjas?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Stealth mode cool down ticking. Can men ever running out of hot sperm juice?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Semen, yes. Amount of sperm in ejaculation is small enough to where it isn't an issue. Why have the turkeys stolen nuclear warheads along with more flamethrowers and a tuna sandwich?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Because they need the chemical there-in to mutate. Why men fall asleep after ejaculating?
Thulas Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Exhaustion. The male ejaculatin comes with high stress to reach it, and it means a huge release of the pressure that increased during the sexual activity. Hey, president; like what you see?
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 About time you got an answer in. Maybe these turkeys are aliens because they have UFOs now?
HyperonicX Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 A turkey is a bad person! Why is that German soldier repeatedly humping a telephone poll, while shouting "Telephone"? And why has Princess Celestia have a sniper rifle?
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 SHe liked what she saw. Can emily measure men penis size judging from their arm length and size?
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