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Why would I?

 

Why did the yellow brick road end?

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Because Oz ran out of funding to finish it.

 

Did you know they also had plans for a 12-lane superhighway to replace that road?

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Yeah. But the midgets wouldn't make good transportation. 

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Hang him upside down by his toes and beat him with loaves of bread.

 

Was that what you were looking for?

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Sounds like something Titanic would have done.

 

Are you too legit, too legit to quit?

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I'm not Marina, but I'll agree.

 

Does that count?

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Ok, I won't show her here. I'll wait.

 

Sound good?

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Ignore the vessel; I want it, now; so no, it doesn't sound good at all.

 

Hey, what's going on here? Am I missing the fun?

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No, you haven't missed anything yet.

 

How would the logistics of that work anyways?

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In war, logistics is one of the most feared enemies that brought down many armies.

 

Why won't they leave me alone?

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No idea.

 

Do they ever leave you alone?

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In Limbo it occurs everyday until the next eclipse occurs on earth.

 

Why men wear Watches if they have Cellphone in their pocket?

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Because watches are infinitely cooler.

 

Why did that chicken blow up the road?

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Because pickles are tasty.

 

Are cats secretly an alien race that landed here billions of years ago and have been plotting to slowly take over the world.

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