DarkNinja13 Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 You just did, son. What's the distance from your anus to Uranus?
Deman40 Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 A Black Hole and large set of nuts Would you get burned if you landed on the sun at night?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Who cares about that. May I drink you, Mr. Beer before Barney does?
Adam Jensen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 If you are talking to your beer, you already drank it. How can I know if the sun is out?
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Ask the google-machine if it's up. It has all the answers. Why does red fizzy stick go boom?
HyperonicX Posted August 2, 2013 Author Posted August 2, 2013 Because it's not a fizzy stick. It's a stick of dynamite! I switched them while you were not looking! Now, why did I do that?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 I don't know. Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 This would be an awesome situation where I could let Marina's assassination-training at close ranges during "innocent" activities start. Why is he smiling so creepy?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Because he f*cking loves steak. (And the censorship is intentional to the joke) Any other stupid questions?
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Yes Are we to stop the reapers, or join them?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Join them, then use them like puppets. Oh, and then turn them into pretty little vib..I mean, teapots. So, may I introduce you to Marina, new one?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Dammit, ninja'd. Garrus, am I your dirty little secret?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Depends who you mean now. Oh, Sam would like to shredd some zombies with you, by the way. Is it bad that I don't have time for that? EDIT:Hey, don't edit your post! Though I did, too, you are the one that has to be blamed!
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Nope because you've got wince- I mean, other things to write up. Yeah, that works...I guess?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 No, it doesn't, since I have no idea what you mean. Why are your guesses always so wrong?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Uhm...inside Titanic. Pretty sure about that. Where's my indoctiniced steak?
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Miranda ate it. Her latex suit hungers for moar. Am I beautiful now?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Your makeup definitely needs improvement; you need more eyeliner. What was my question again?
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Your answer was the question. When will Raptor Jesus return?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 He's been in hiding, as Ninja Raptor Jesus. If Ninja Raptor Jesus has returned, then how would we know for sure since he's a ninja?
Thulas Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 We won't, and he isn't that important anyway. Was that blasphemeous (and spelled wrong)?
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Oh, highly. Your liver's being eaten first. If Ninja Raptor Jesus did return, who would be saved: fat, meaty people with succulent livers or true believers?
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 The women. What would the Robot Devil say about Ninja Raptor Jesus's return?
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