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After the israeli sacrifice their holy cow to re-place Jesus sacrifice.

 

The mammon 666 are already here though.

 

Why men are so eager to die then to live older?

Posted

Because death is the sweet truth that men seem to be more aware of than women.

Because of unknown reasons that probably are good.

 

Will you ask more questions like yesturday?

Emily, will you ask more questions like yesturday?

 

Posted

I hope so, for some ninja opportunities.

 

Why aren't diamond ponies a real thing?

Posted

No because I didn't know what you were just talking about.

 

What were we talking about?

Posted

Was already answered before, but: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more!

 

Anything else?

Posted

I don't expect you to, nor do I care.

 

Why does this crap refuse to work properly?

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Doctor Who.

 

Wouldn't it make more sense if The Doctor was, in fact, a turkey?

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Only if you under the assumption that he is in a constant state of quantum fluctuation.

 

 

Does the use of random technical terms let me appear more competent?

Posted

Why not?

 

If Doctor is an alien, why does he look like us?

I can answer this one. It's because Lord Rassilon messed up the majority of the races to make them look like the Gallifreyans. So WE look like Gallifreyans, not Gallifreyans/Time Lords looking like us.

 

Only if you under the assumption that he is in a constant state of quantum fluctuation.

 

 

Does the use of random technical terms let me appear more competent?

Not unless you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

 

What happens when matter and anti-matter meet?

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I already did that once, and sadly it wasn't as exciting as you may think.

 

Why aren't Turkeys from Turkey so Turkeys can Turkey Turkey while Xzibit puts turkeys into Turkey? 

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