Thulas Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 They are jealous on their fluffy- and puffy-ness. Meow or woof?
formel Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 I prefer buzz saw. Did someone steal your sweetroll?
Emily Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Yes and he shout. Please get the sweet roll back. Pweesee. Why sweet roll famous on Bethesda studio?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Because they act like children, and children like sweet rolls. Why do children like sweet rolls?
Emily Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Because they have sweet tooth. Emily saw that female walrus are larger than male walrus - But why Human male are larger than Human female?
Guest Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Because we are all full of hamburgers, beer, sports and doughnuts. What's in a name if it is a stupid one?
formel Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 For the same reason peaople buy exp-boster in f2p-games: To get faster what they want. Where is my horse?
Thulas Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 On the first star of the next solar system. Should I cancel all my projects and become a retired old man in 102 BC's America?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 If you could survive without all the luxuries we have made up until now, sure. I want to go to 181 A.D. China. Wanna join me?
Guest Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 No, because I don't get any cellphone signal there. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a glacier?
formel Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 6.45*1059 * ξ (ξ is a glacier dependent variable) How is the warcry of an ant?
Emily Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Hive Telepathic connection offline. Kill. Why man are so proud with their own penis but not with other penis?
HyperonicX Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Because all other penises are inferior to to their own... except if they have a small one. Why does Soylent Green taste different each time I eat it?
Guest Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Because the sla- I mean ingredients vary depending on how they were "marinated". Where are the banana shoes?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 They are on the banana tree. Why don't I have a pair of those?
HyperonicX Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Because of Raffi's Banana Phone! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone?
Emily Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Hello, sup chimp. If penis are bigger than clitoris won't they always cum faster?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Maybe they're lazy. Maybe they don't want to. Maybe they're unsatisfied. Any workaholic around here?
Myst42 Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 They made them in mirrorland Anybody know where to get a new zombie virus sample?
Emily Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Chimp and puffer fish. Why god didn't wash this planet down to toilet?
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Because his toilet is several galaxies away, and that's too much effort for some podunk, backwater planet. What do you call a salmon with sandals that tries to chop down a tree with a butter knife?
Myst42 Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Mr President. What happens if a black hole gets thrown into another black hole?
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