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He didn't. He created them at the same time. Actually he didn't create anything in the first place.

 

Do you believe in god?

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Hell, Yeah.  God creates female after He made everything. Otherwise all men got today is a faithful hound.

 

Why do men like smart women?

 

 

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Computers are like women: spend time with them and you learn a lot and you never understand them at first.

 

Where is that turkey?

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Because they can read the Bible better than you and "know", what it says. :P

 

Why you believe that god created the woman after the man when the (cronological) first Schöfpungsbericht (making-text?) says something different?

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Computers are like women: spend time with them and you learn a lot and you never understand them at first.

 

Where is that turkey?

 

 

True. Nixon you're good.

 

 

Why you believe that god created the woman after the man when the (cronological) first Schöfpungsbericht (making-text?) says something different?

 

Emily don't read bible much.

 

Why do man exercise much at beach?

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If you ask him and he can talk confidently about it.

 

Are turkeys ducks?

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Sleeping on his side should work. Works for most snoring. Body pillows are great for that.

 

Why do I keep talking about turkeys?

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You're reminiscing a memorable thanks giving.

 

What's the best way to stole someone else husband?

 

Bottom line for today. Emily need to resume her modding project.

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Destroying the marriage. Especially if you don't get caught at it.

 

This is where a question goes?

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The book is wiped out of everyone's memory due to a paradox involving 2 stupid children who went back in time, and ended up messing up the timeline!

 

Time... line? Time is not made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

Am I right?

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Wrong, it's a series of tubes.

 

How didn't you know this?

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@HyperonicX: Are you sure that it was children? Maybe Doctor Who and one of his companions went there, and he's MORE than an adult.

@Robot Nixon: Because I got used to seeing watches as round.

 

Why wouldn't you want to meet these four strategists?

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Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo.

 

Duh?

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Because they're Ninja Turtles. 

 

Need I say more?

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