Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 You...you singed your own doom! And loots of milkshakes. Mr. President, could you get some chains for me so that I can get rid of your...associate?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Easy enough. I assume I saw her if it turns out I'm handcuffing her, yes?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Seems so, yes. But this lusty whispering of here... Why you made her that horny?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 I don't even know anymore. How can I harness this latent power I seem to have so that I can use it when I can actually recollect what happened?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Ha, power...you don't know what true power is! If only I could remember which mind knew it; which one was it?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Maybe Titanic might know. I should have thought of this at the first mention, but how much of a massive coincidence that I happen to have a character in Skyrim named Marina that shares the name of one of your minds who just happens to enjoy being submissive to me, as in me controlling her? This must be the key to the Da Vinci Code!
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 No coincidence at all, since I made that happen. Don't ask me how. But...how?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Could be voodoo magic. Maybe that's why there's dancing, floating skulls singing Disney songs flying above my head?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Adam! Nice, you found him. I missed him amlost as much as Mr.Snugglecat. How much for his release? (Maybe Titanic cah help to pay.)
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 I'm not holding him hostage, he's just circling above my head singing songs. Even if I was holding him hostage, Titanic would just make me not recall anything and next thing I know I wake up in a bathroom stall next to a gigantic guinea pig wouldn't I, making any sort of demands for payment pointless?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Oh, no, Titanic wouldn't...ok, that's a lie, she definitely would. How can you convince Adam to come back to me? And where is that guinea pig?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 He said (sang rather) that he won't stop singing above my head. How the hell does one stop Disney musical numbers, by saying that all Disney movies suc- Oh wait, that did it.
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Don't answer your own questions. Back to buisness. Why...is there a milkshake suddenly standing on that table?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 More voodoo magic perhaps. So you're about to get sung to by floating dancing milkshakes?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Seems so, but... ...could you use your power again? Come on, abuse your power, Mr.President.
HyperonicX Posted July 13, 2013 Author Posted July 13, 2013 No, once a day is plenty. I think I feel better now... do I seem better now? Hmm?
Ghost Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 No, you are still sick. Cancer or Bieberfeaver? ehm What ?? In this case, cancer then. Is it normal to think so often about sex with my gf ? Is it because I'm a lesbian ?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Yes, it's pretty normal. How do you consider that a stupid question?
Ghost Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Yes, it's pretty normal. How do you consider that a stupid question? *as Because it never happened before..... or I don't know.... I don't know what I'm actually thinking. I think it's because I'm very sleepy... If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 That's deep. Mind = blown. Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods, where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Ghost Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Can.... not..... think.... It's to late. But ehm... Dead ? (The answer) Why are Softballs hard ?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Because then they would just be balls. And "Balls" isn't a good name for a sport. What's gonna catch up with me?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Either the train or the psychopatic skill singing songs. So, Adam hasn't driven you to click your off-button (aká robotic suicide)?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I tossed him out the window. Why do you think I could commit suicide by simply pressing my "off button" ?
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