Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Dealt with it. One of the many perks of being the future President of Earth for four terms. I really want a beer right now, but why do I have none of the good stuff in my fridge? Why God, why?!
Thulas Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Because you, unlike me, aren't in Germany. But why do I preferre to drink other fluids then?
HyperonicX Posted July 12, 2013 Author Posted July 12, 2013 Because like me, you dislike beer and prefer to drink the blood of your enemies! And occasionally a stawberry yoohoo. Or a sasparilla. Grenadine, straight from the can. Deeelicious. ...Oh occasionally I do enjoy a 'Sex on the Beach.' Or a pina colata. *singing* If you like pina colatas, hengh! Gettin' caught in the rain, hengh! And you're not in to yoga, engh! Grif just has half a brain, ungh. Why don't teeth grow back!?
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Because you have yet to evolve into a shark. I wish we could evolve into sharks. Wait, this is the wrong thread for that isn't it?
HyperonicX Posted July 12, 2013 Author Posted July 12, 2013 Yes, it is. It is the wrong topic. But I'll grant your wish... we are now human/shark hybrids, a subspecies of Silurian. PUMPKIN!? WHY PUMPKIN!? PUMPKIN WHY!? WHY PUMPKIN!? PUMPKIN!? WHY!? PUMPKIN WHY!? WHY PUMPKIN!?
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Because pumpkin. Would you like to share what you're smoking with the rest of the class?
HyperonicX Posted July 13, 2013 Author Posted July 13, 2013 NO!! IT'S MINE!!! MINE!!! But why pumpkin? Pumpkin why?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Because you didn't make your offering to the Great Pumpkin. Why didn't you make your offering to the Great Pumpkin?
HyperonicX Posted July 13, 2013 Author Posted July 13, 2013 You mean the giant people-eating pumpkin that was killed by a giant turkey who also killed people? Yeah, not going to happen! Why? Why pumpkin? Dungeon? Puzzles? Traps? Pumpkin? Why pumpkin? Why? Pumpkin why?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Robot Nixon already answered that, dummy, Why...banana?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Because the answer for that is as boring as the following question: Why the heck is Steve still alive?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 That isn't Steve, it's his identical twin brother Steve. Though I see how you might have gotten the two mixed up. I'm bored, you want me to kill him?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Fangs/Mouth. I like to suck them to death. Wasn't that obvious?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Yes it was. Which one, the fangs or the sucking innuendo?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Both. Depending on which personality shows. Is a shizophreniac mind inside a Malkavian strange?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 I thought that was a requirement. Now would it be considered strange if a Malkavian wasn't schizophrenic?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 No, because being crazy doesn't imply automaticly that you are shizophreniac. Do you want to hear the message that Marina has for you?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Tonight; bring the handcuffs, I've been a bad girl. So...you are her new favourite master while she has her submissive phase? Why...?
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Don't ask me. When did I even get into that kind of stuff, especially with handcuffs?
Thulas Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Probably the moment you saw Marina. Wait, you never saw her, did you?
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