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No, the banana was sent three billion years into the present, only to be eaten by a very large bear.

 

How do bananas eat bears?

Posted

I hate zero error driving

 Why is my computer broken? Literally, this is someone elses computer.

Posted

It is better starting ermmmmmmmmmmmm NOW

 

Why no celebration? 

Posted

You missed the celebration, there were horses and a man on fire. Brick killed a guy.

 

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Posted

In America, they're right next to the milk and eggs.

 

Where'd you get a hand grenade?

Posted

Because my trident is at the cleaners.

 

Now where did I put the receipt?

Posted

It's in your other pants pocket. But it doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert!

 

Where's the rum gone?

Posted

Mr. President took it. No, not to drink, but to feed his non-robotic friends.

 

And where is my part of the stolen rum?

Posted

It's on an island in the Caribbean. Under lots of sand. I recommend using sea turtles.

 

Why would I steal the rum when I'm a president?

Posted

Because stealing them is more fun than just putting it under confiscation.

 

Would it be silly if I'd use different colors and fronts for each individual mind that takes control? Just came to my mind(s) lately.

Posted

I don't think so. As long as they're not completely illegible .

 

What's a question, and where do I get one?

 

 

Posted

I think so, I didn't see him today.

 

Why does he keep thinking I'm trying to nick him?

 

FYI: my steam name is Robo-Nixon, the one with the guy holding the sausage

Posted

Well, probably because you do.

 

Hey, fancy a fuck? Yes, I ment to fuck the patriarch, with bullets not the other sort of "guns".

Posted

Talk about a dirty, straightforward proposition.

 

Is it Marina or Titanic? (Yes, I know what you mean but that's no fun.) Almost done with this match then I can.

Posted

Concerining it's about massmurdering hordes of zombies with guns (and the fact that Titanic isn't able to make that bad and uncreative innuendos);

 

what do you think?

(Doesn't matter what you think, I bet you are wrong anyway.)

Posted

Was going to say "Sounds good", but if I'm wrong then okay I guess the Patriarch will just have to run around free.

 

See how that backfired? :)

 

 

Posted

Nope, didn't saw it. But well, I don't want you stay ignorant. Sam here. No, not shortform from "Samantha", and not he one that does drinking games with you. Unfortunately not Sam "Serious" Stone either; he's a true hero.

 

So are you finished yet, or do I have to "backfire" you? Wait, that sounds strangely gay...

Posted

Yes, I'm finished.

 

Couldn't you at least take me out to dinner first before stating that you want to "backfire" me? 

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