Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Because you are a robot. And robots are different than men. And Makavians. Don't you know that tossing him out of your window doesn't really make sense, since he levitates?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I tossed him with force stronger than he can fly. Then I closed the window. If I was able to get rid of him simply by tossing out the window, and he's not seeming to get back in, then how did he get here in the first place?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Uhm...internet. Did you see that Marina feat. Titanic porn?
HyperonicX Posted July 14, 2013 Author Posted July 14, 2013 F*** no! I hate that crap! (Actually porn in general.) Why do you keep mentioning that stuff!?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Because you were foolish enough to post at that moment. What kind of depraved things would happen from a porn like that?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Mainly a crying Titanic because her sister keeps changing her mind (literally) between various bizarr fetishes, and she can't follow her thoughts because these changes happen too fast. A film in which a 22 years old girl that pretends to be 14 cries out of frustration is called "porn", right?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Either that or Youtube. Maybe there's a big market for it in Japan?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Maybe, but before that, there is just one thing to do first. You don't happen to have a gigantic octopus, do you?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I do, but unfortunately Lord Squigglylimbs has been feeling under the weather recently. However I have a giant squid, would that suffice?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Way too squishy, won't be of any use. Why is Steve outside again?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I always his last name was "The Burning Hobo" Is he still on fire?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Of course he is. Do you really think I'd let him live without fire?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I didn't think you'd let him live at all. Were we talking about something before Steve?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Yes, and I am sure you just pretend to not know what it was about. Any other country we could try to sell it?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Could always try Russia or something. If we sold it in Japan, wouldn't we have to censor half of the video?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Since there is no actual nudity, not really. Was that your screwdriver in the porn?
formel Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 You can answer that question by your self by establishin the Schrödinger equation for the screwdriver likelihood the the whole screwdriver is in a state of porn. Democracy what is it?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 It's when the stupid rule over the smart because they are many more. If anyone reading this is dumb, what are you then?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Makes me dumb. Duh! Wait... What're you trying to say?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Nothing in particular. Or should I really dare to make Marina angry because I throw insults like a touret-crazed madman on harmless robots?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 That's probably a very bad idea. If bad things happen normally when it comes to her, then what kind of chaos would ensue when she's mad?
Thulas Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 Blood, carnage, destruction, mutilation, mayhame...and much more. Is it wrong that I'd like to lure her out now?
Guest Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I don't know. Do you use a piece of string, like you would with a cat?
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