Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[HyperonicX]

Depends on whether he was in the middle of eating a large cookie or eating a large muffin!

Why do I want to eat chocolate chip muffins all of a sudden?

[Thulas]

Because you don't have any children to eat.

 

You have no idea who Adam is, don't you?

[Guest]

Doesn't matter who Adam is, he's annoying.

 

What does matter is, what did he do?

[Thulas]

He sung the whole night (which is normal). But this time he sang about new and interesting ideas that probably would fit perfectly into my project and are being implemented right now.

 

Ain't that great?

[Guest]

That's something considering he's essentially a Disney character.

 

Anything particularly interesting?

[Thulas]

For example a simple new weaponsystem. Everytime you hit an enemy in battle, the trigger checks what weapon Lira has equipped. Based on that the dealt damage will be chosen. A simple thing that I wanted to include earlier, but didn't knew how; finally the gold will be for more things but to sleep in the in.

 

Want more examples, or are you satisfied?

[Guest]

Good enough for me.

 

But what about those badgers over there?

[Thulas]

They don't belong to me, but I heard they love to eat robots.

 

Does that scare you?

[Guest]

No it doesn't.

 

Why would I be scared of badgers that aren't even Honey Badgers?

[Thulas]

Because dancing Russian men will get you!

 

Cheers from Marina. Happy now?

[Guest]

Yes, because I like the Russian Dancing Men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is what should be scary. Wouldn't you agree?

[Thulas]

Ookay. That's kinda strange, roboty. Not scary though; you should see Marina when she is on her period and has her dominat phase. Sissy isn't cuddly then.

 

What'cha doing?

[Guest]

I'm not doing anything.

 

Why, you want someone dead?

[Thulas]

Sure, roboty, there are plenty of people that would look sooo great if they were dead.

 

Don't you think that dead clients have their own charm?

[Guest]

Personally, I find them a bit lifeless to talk to.

 

See what I did there?

[Thulas]

You are a smarty one, but talking isn't the best thing you can do with a dead body.

 

Have you killed Steve today?

[Guest]

Steve should be dead.

 

 

Wasn't Steve already killed yesterday?

[Thulas]

Yes, yes, but Steve is our personal little Kenny. We can have lots and lots of fun with him!

Though you lack the specific... interests to truly have fun with him.

 

Or don't you, roboty?

[Guest]

You're right since I'm currently playing a game I got from the Steam sale. 

 

Rain check on the torture?

[Thulas]

No, no, either you come now, or he will be dead. You'd have to wait for tomorrow then.

 

Which games did you bought?

[Guest]

Picked up Killing Floor, Reus, System Shock 2, and Dishonored.

 

I'm free now. Which torture devices should I bring?

[Thulas]

Zed. Lots of Zed. I could use a partner in Killing Floor that likes to feel the needle of a medigun.

 

Interested, roboty? You wouldn't even have to pay!

[Guest]

Well, I'm currently on the ver-OH MY GOD.

 

I just found out the Woody action figure with the pervy face is coming back, and I'm throwing my money at the screen. but nothing is happening. Why won't they take my money?!

 

 

 

 

For reference:

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

It's mine, that's why, dummie. And Woody is...fuck, he comes back. Stupid vessel, allways denies the fun...

 

Oh, greetings, Mr. President. 'Sup?

[Guest]

Flying oranges in the sky are up.

 

Did those oranges migrate from the West?