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Was messing around and seeing how a shot of my character would turn out as an avatar.

 

That was Marina, by the way. Did you say hi?

Posted

No I didn't, haven't a clue where they might have gone.

 

Really, how hard could it be to find a burning hobo and a floating talking skull that sings Disney Tunes?

Posted

Got great sleep 12 hours ago. Then went and drank with some friends.

 

Oh hefeweizen, why do I love you so? 

Posted

Out of no particular reason.

 

I let Marina yesturday some time out of the realms of whispers; did you see it in the newspaper?

Posted

I might have not noticed.

 

Wait, so she's the reason the police found 20 people covered in ...milkshakes ?

Posted

Must have been some completely unrelated incident.

 

What exactly is Marina's thing then?

Posted

Being either the mistress that orders you to make milkshakes for Titanic or the submissive slave that loves to be petted.

Above that, she loves anal, deep throat, bdsm, roleplays, spanking, whipping, played rape, actual rape (if she is in the second mood), fake necrophilia and of course she has a huge fetish for (being a) cat(s).

 

Obvious why I like her, isn't it?

Posted

Clearly.

 

It's because of cats, right? 

Posted

She looks so cute with her cat-tail and cat-ears!

 

By the way, did you know that "robot" is czech (I think) for "slave" or "servant"?

Posted

It's also the same meaning in the native tongue of the talking lobster people of Xylok 7.

 

If that's what it means, then is that the reason I got a delivery of a leather collar and chain with a note saying "Can't wait for you to use this on me." ?

Posted

Ok.

 

I mean, what was I supposed to do with a collar and chain, wear it as a hat? 

Posted

You need to read the note again; it clearly says that it wasn't ment for you.

 

Come on, do you have no fantasy at all?

Posted

No I don't have fantasy, I only have science fiction.

 

So if the collar is for her, then are the assless chaps supposed to be for me?

Posted

Those 20 people got them. What they did with them, no one is completely sure except for that it didn't end well.

 

Is it even possible to lose that much body mass from the milkshakes? 

 

 

 

 

related to me being assless

 

 

 

 

Posted

Oh, a mind has no mass, little roboty. That's why milkshakes work fine to abort them.

 

Wait, haven't I got about 7 mindpregnancies from you?

Posted

I was talking about the lost body mass of the 20 people covered in milkshakes. I never even knew about any mindpregnancies.

 

Did I not use mindprotection?

Posted

Of course you didn't, dummieeee.

 

But should I care anyway? The only thing that will happen is that Thulas will become angry and shouts at me, and I won't have to deal with the mindpregnancy either.

Posted

I guess not.

 

Was the switch with who I was talking to started at the collar?

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