Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Now I'm confused again. Well, moreso than before I started unknowingly having flings with vampires ending in sometimes catastrophic results. Who am I talking to?
Thulas Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 The past 10 or 20 minutes you talked to Titanic. I was bored, so I let the first whisper take control that was able to solve a riddle. Didn't really enjoyed the time, did you?
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 More like I was disoriented because I had no idea who was talking when mannerisms suddenly changed. But that's normal for me on Mondays. How many fatalities were involved in the "enjoyment" this time? (I'm actually conscious for one of these encounters for once. Woo progress!)
Thulas Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 I have no idea what you are talking about right now. Would you explain it?
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 From what I know, a lot of people were involved with milkshakes, and that there's an... interesting mess as well. Maybe I wasn't conscious for it this time?
Thulas Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Tell me about this "interesting mess". Did it involve male and female liquids?
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 I actually remember now. I have been informed that I cannot confirm nor deny that due to legal reasons. Who knew someone could do such... things while wearing only Daedric boots and a leather collar? (If I weren't a robot, I might have been permanently paralyzed)
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Based on the collar, probably Marina. If that is what I remember, then what was I missing before?
Thulas Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 The great basar of wonders, of course. Do you want some of these Steve-steaks? I forgot that I am no cannibal at all.
formel Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 No I don't eat Steve you can keep it. How much is the fish?
Thulas Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Really cheap, except for the tuna. Let me quess, you wanted some tuna, right?
Guest airdance Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Only boys and certain girls want tuna Is it hot in here or is it just me?
OlBenny Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Well, there's only one way to find out. When will they put out ol' Yeller? I mean, honestly!
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Spoiler alert: He comes back in 5 other movies, the worst being Ol' Yeller and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Anyone else think that would probably be better than the Indiana Jones movie?
formel Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Only when it has a lot of lense flares in it. Who is that guy anyway?
OlBenny Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 It's the crazy guy with crazy hair. Ergo, the crazy hair guy. No, it's the guy from History Channel's "Ancient Aliens". I think his name is Giorgio, or something. His philosophy is very simple: aliens! "We don't know, therefore aliens!" Hmm, what do you ask if you have no questions to ask?
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 You then ask the answer to life, the universe and everything. (It's 42) Remember when there was a time where you could just simply walk up a person, challenge to a match of fisticuffs and twirl mustaches while riding on giant-wheeled bicycles? Good times, good times.
HyperonicX Posted July 16, 2013 Author Posted July 16, 2013 Yep. Went back to those times tomorrow... or was it last month? Or three years in the future? I can't remember. Why are old people scary when they try to kill you?
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 Because you keep trying to steal their tapioca pudding. Why are you trying to steal pudding from old people?
Thulas Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 Because they are better than the usual stuff I get to eat. Do you like to abuse old people?
HyperonicX Posted July 16, 2013 Author Posted July 16, 2013 No. I like to annoy the crap out of them, but that's just it! I don't know why they want me dead! (Perhaps it's cause I look like a giant bug...) Why are bugs gross?
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 Because you just ninja'd. Do you have any idea the amount of pain and torment you're in for?
HyperonicX Posted July 16, 2013 Author Posted July 16, 2013 If whatever you think of is considered pain and torture. I know for a fact that compared to the early days where I was experimented on daily, what you have in store will be nothing but child's play! XD! Why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?
Thulas Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 Just to annoy the shit out of ninjas. Would it be inappropriate to tell the things Adam did yesturday?
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