Jump to content

What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)


Recommended Posts

Posted
1 minute ago, yorpers said:

I'm not sure if im more impressed by how crude it is, or that it seems to have managed to kill that draugr.?

One look at the mighty magic Mushroom and it's glance of Justice was enough to kill the Draugr Deathlord in a millesecond. Afterwards our bald Hero proceeded to kill Alduin with one perfectly aimed Cumshot. Legends say, Serana came so hard just by the Look of him, it turned her human again and molag Bal crys himself to sleep every night in fear the oh mighty Dick Prince might visit him and squirts his juice of justice over his Face

Posted
1 minute ago, Gukahn said:

Can they do dirty Jokes?

Not these ones. There was a sword on Nexus that did that. Can't remember its name. Annoying something sword, I think.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

One look at the mighty magic Mushroom and it's glance of Justice was enough to kill the Draugr Deathlord in a millesecond. Afterwards our bald Hero proceeded to kill Alduin with one perfectly aimed Cumshot. Legends say, Serana came so hard just by the Look of him, it turned her human again and molag Bal crys himself to sleep every night in fear the oh mighty Dick Prince might visit him and squirts his juice of justice over his Face

just as the scrolls foretold?

Posted
18 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Not these ones. There was a sword on Nexus that did that. Can't remember its name. Annoying something sword, I think.

Reminds me of the Sword you could find in Bards Tale 3. That game was full of this funny things

Posted
27 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Not these ones. There was a sword on Nexus that did that. Can't remember its name. Annoying something sword, I think.

 

7 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Reminds me of the Sword you could find in Bards Tale 3. That game was full of this funny things

 

Found it! The Annoying Sword

Posted
1 hour ago, R0nin78 said:

Poor Hod... He just can't compete with Marius.

Pretty sure I recognize that hairstyle?

 

Yep I think we got a match? Really one of the best ones from KS hair in my opinion.

 

I approve of Marius' taste in women?

Spoiler

image.jpeg.20ea8770de9103b88110fc58465e209e.jpeg

 

Posted
2 hours ago, yorpers said:

I approve of Marius' taste in women?

 

Between Alva and his ongoing affair with Haelga in Riften, his tastes are a bit questionable at this point. I mean there are much easier ways of getting blood than ending up shackled to Haelga's headboard for a night.

Posted
6 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

Between Alva and his ongoing affair with Haelga in Riften, his tastes are a bit questionable at this point. I mean there are much easier ways of getting blood than ending up shackled to Haelga's headboard for a night.

Yeah I guess for vampire getting handcuffed to a bed might be a bit of a worry?especially if there is sunlight peeking through the curtains?

Posted

This is what happens if you switch from Female to Male while wearing Female only Armor btw..

 

Spoiler

 

collage.jpg.6b0deabd95920d9aec6b48de5f78b784.jpg

Racemenu Theon Greyjoyed is Ass.. Holy fucking shit ?

 

 

Posted
18 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Looks like Harley smashed off his junk. ?

... Shit that sounds like something she would do.. x_X

Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Only gives him motivation to satisfy Healga in Time ?

 

Impossible. She wouldn't be satisfied if Riften's entire guard barracks gangbanged her, but he's been trying his best.

 

Spoiler

Backstory Time!

 

Before Alva rocked his world and made him a vampire, Marius was a shy young Legionnaire when he first met Haelga. Needless to say, she happily taught him a few things after she discovered he was hung like a warhorse...

1923965167_youngmarius03.jpg.0caae3e7016e9a7baa5a7f963af0049f.jpg

 

1312975862_youngmarius02.jpg.6125db88168569f55d8d5053cce71531.jpg

 

1975459978_haelgaride02.jpg.79b1bebf9b5ae02b39d550e9dd30e551.jpg

 

And opened his mind to all sorts of fun...

 

youngmarius.jpg.36da30ee5c49ddc82acf24666e4b146d.jpg

 

Spoiler

War and being a vampire might have changed him a little, but some things always remain the same...

2049416334_haelgaride01.jpg.9e71d20658af791d6d94995e2575ae3e.jpg

 

1009987114_Haelga01.jpg.bb7bcab8af56aa77aa93ac03becff03e.jpg

 

Edited by R0nin78
Posted
23 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Or I'm gonna repeat what I did to you way back at Sheos 

"Couldn't have been me. Some imposter with a wig at best."

Spoiler

"I've made sure Sheogorath remembers me before I left."

image.thumb.png.a8bd5701a2339e39f6ebdf2b2394f378.png

 

Posted

That feeling when the screenshot you really like has pretty unfixable clipping?

It's the only time I've ever had lifa not look like shit in this stupid cave I made too, I should just never use vanilla lighting tbh.

Spoiler

llab55.jpg.76ec65deee25fa02c4e3b7da984dd15a.jpg

 

Posted

Mistakes had been made

Spoiler

Who would've guessed that these two would look like a really nice couple ? I mean sure, SHE raped HIM minutes after meeting.. I probably should've smelled that :classic_cool: Well.. Friendzoned in a Fantasy World sounds like a really fun book to read ?

337989276_SkyrimSE2022-09-0618-02-38-78.jpg.ba2e98c43dbee3e5463203d16fc35383.jpg

 

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...