What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Gukahn]

5 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

I believe she meant one of those yellow skinned high elves. She will be disappointed...

True, i set them in my game to have Micro Penises ?

[TrollAutokill]

19 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

True, i set them in my game to have Micro Penises ?

I wish I knew how to do that!

[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

I wish I knew how to do that!

Quite easy. Get yourself

And just give them hell with bodyslide ? I reversed it a while back tho since it is a very good SoS to use. And i can't spare a mod slot for a copycat plugin (and i don't know if it would even work without major work just for a joke. I do a lot of things for Jokes but this one is Not worth it xD)

 

[TrollAutokill]

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Quite easy. Get yourself

And just give them hell with bodyslide ? I reversed it a while back tho since it is a very good SoS to use. And i can't spare a mod slot for a copycat plugin (and i don't know if it would even work without major work just for a joke. I do a lot of things for Jokes but this one is Not worth it xD)

 

But, but what's the fun if you can not do a tiny one just for elves? I don't want my Nord to have a penis smaller than his brain, that would be counterproductive for his Dragonborn task! Or do you mean, I am stuck with weight 100%?

Edited July 1, 2022 by TrollAutokill

[Ronin79]

Trying out lawbringer and a few other mods that allow you to take control over various forts throughout Skyrim. Conan got an epic death, worthy of Shor's hall. He slaughtered at least a dozen Imperial soldiers and a Captain before eventually going down, after which the Stormcloak leader was turned into the camp fuck toy. 

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Time to start another playthrough...

[Gukahn]

24 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

But, but what's the fun if you can not do a tiny one just for elves? I don't want my Nord to have a penis smaller than his brain, that would be counterproductive for his Dragonborn task! Or do you mean, I am stuck with weight 100%?

 

good Question with the Weight.. I would've to experiment and i can't right now without fucking the save up and i need it at least for a while (can't set so many things up i need rn otherwise i can kiss faster working good bye)

 

Just set it up with small when 0 and big when 100 and try with SOS´s own feature regarding size. Theoreticly it should provide you a normal dick still if you set it in the mcm.. Buut i think i might found out that they resize every now and then. I gave my Pc a regular looking dick that fits for almost every kind of anim, reloaded a save and he got Mr. Big again (cause i set it up in bodyslide that way)

 

[TrollAutokill]

13 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

good Question with the Weight.. I would've to experiment and i can't right now without fucking the save up and i need it at least for a while (can't set so many things up i need rn otherwise i can kiss faster working good bye)

 

Just set it up with small when 0 and big when 100 and try with SOS´s own feature regarding size. Theoreticly it should provide you a normal dick still if you set it in the mcm.. Buut i think i might found out that they resize every now and then. I gave my Pc a regular looking dick that fits for almost every kind of anim, reloaded a save and he got Mr. Big again (cause i set it up in bodyslide that way)

 

Actually just using TRX's mod for bodyslide is enough. I put it as smurf mesh and gave them hell in the MCM menu with 100% chance to get for high elves.

[Gukahn]

8 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

Actually just using TRX's mod for bodyslide is enough. I put it as smurf mesh and gave them hell in the MCM menu with 100% chance to get for high elves.

Now they have the "Superior" Size they deserve ?

Actually, explains a lot now.. I mean... Banning a God, fighting for Elf supremacy.. Compensating much?  ?

Also explains why most High Elf Women are pissed 24/7

[Speed Metal]

18 hours ago, TrollAutokill said:

high elves

18 hours ago, Gukahn said:

have Micro Penises

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"Good thing we don't have dicks."

"Wouldn't want such a puny thing between my legs."

 

45 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Also explains why most High Elf Women are pissed 24/7

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"Oh you have no idea!"

 

"And once they've joined the Aldmeri Dominion, their dicks shrink even more. It's a nightmare."

 

[Clea Strange]

7 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

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"Good thing we don't have dicks."

"Wouldn't want such a puny thing between my legs."

 

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"Oh you have no idea!"

 

"And once they've joined the Aldmeri Dominion, their dicks shrink even more. It's a nightmare."

 

 

which is why some women probably have a guy on the side in game.

Edited July 2, 2022 by Clea Strange

[Gukahn]

3 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

"And once they've joined the Aldmeri Dominion, their dicks shrink even more. It's a nightmare."

Golden ? Those poor High Elf Women.. Somebody needs to rescue them from this Nightmare

 

[Clea Strange]

3 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Golden ? Those poor High Elf Women.. Somebody needs to rescue them from this Nightmare

 

 

I so agree with this, should go and round them all up

[qalavix]

3 hours ago, Clea Strange said:

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Golden ? Those poor High Elf Women.. Somebody needs to rescue them from this Nightmare

I so agree with this, should go and round them all up

 

Unfortunately (for them), when Gukahn 'rescues' someone he usually ends up selling them after raping them repeatedly; and I fear (for them) that 'round them all up' is the same thing.

 

[not like I can metaphorically throw stones here; lately I've been succubus-sex'ing them to death, then eating the choice bits, then butchering the remains for snacks and reanimated minions later...]

 

ObScreenshot: At least I'm not the only one

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Oh, and I finally met this fellow:

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He said he'd done everything and was tired of life, so I offered to whore him around for a while, and I guess he hadn't done that before, because he said yes.  I probably ought to get him some new clothes...

 

So am I the only one around here who actually is trying a playthrough (in between bouts of improbable sex)?  I'll admit I haven't started the main quest yet (thanks to Alternate Perspective), but I've completed Beyond Reach, College of Winterhold, Bards Reborn Students Of Song, most of M'Rissi, and I'm working on the Thieves' Guild.

Edited July 2, 2022 by qalavix

[Ronin79]

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Golden ? Those poor High Elf Women.. Somebody needs to rescue them from this Nightmare

 

Clearly, they need a real man--a nord to satisfy them.

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Torek will just have to make it his mission to satisfy all those poor, elven women...

"So you want to ban Talos? Just wait... You'll be screaming his name by the time I'm done with you."

 

[Gukahn]

15 minutes ago, qalavix said:

Unfortunately (for them), when Gukahn 'rescues' someone he usually ends up selling them after raping them repeatedly; and I fear (for them) that 'round them all up' is the same thing.

Somebody has to rescue them from their Freedom.. I do Gods work you know? ?

 

16 minutes ago, qalavix said:

So am I the only one around here who actually is trying a playthrough (in between bouts of improbable sex)? 

Mh i don't really play the game sou i can't say for myself right now ? But yesterday raped one of Nachtdaemerungs Girls brain dead so there is that..

 

10 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

Clearly, they need a real man--a nord to satisfy them.

Oh my God, the looks like Halfdan ?

[Clea Strange]

27 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Mh i don't really play the game sou i can't say for myself right now ? But yesterday raped one of Nachtdaemerungs Girls brain dead so there is that..

 

 

 

I have close to 5k hours on this game according to steam, so I really don't play it either. I mostly just mess around for a couple minutes to an hour or so then play other games. Or hang out with friends family,  read novels, watch shows and movies.

Edited July 2, 2022 by Clea Strange

[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, Clea Strange said:

 

I have close to 5k hours on this game according to steam, so I really don't play it either. I mostly just mess around for a couple minutes to an hour or so then play other games.

I only make story posts since a long time now. So i use most of my gaming time with Setting Up the "Set", trying stuff out, point and click the camera. But i do use a chunk of it with screaming at NPC`s  ?

"DAMN IT LYIDA! WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE POSE AGA.. Uuuuh i forgot to disable your AI.. Sorry..  "

 

The Rest of the time i do off screen for the writing and stuff ? Or i break the whole savegame again because i need something specific ? I've seen the alternative start Cell more often then i want to admit

[Clea Strange]

getting ready to do a run with sluts resume

 

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[qalavix]

33 minutes ago, Clea Strange said:

getting ready to do a run with sluts resume

 

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Best hope you don't run into Gukahn, then.  He might 'save' you.  ? Good luck.

[I don't eat S.L.U.T.S. - too gamey, not enough marbling]

 

Actually what I'm doing right now is trying to unbug some updates which cause CTD-on-save... but only after a while.  Not at ALL happy to go through the same segment of dungeon five times now...

Edited July 2, 2022 by qalavix

[Gukahn]

18 minutes ago, qalavix said:

Best hope you don't run into Gukahn, then.  He might 'save' you.  ? Good luck.

I just wrote the first Half of Son's new Chap want want to start shooting the other Half.. But,

Don't worry. I called a Slut hunting party

 

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I always wondered tho, if it's a Must to be the Slut or if there is a way to just use other NPC`s as such? ?

I mean if i wanna use it somewhere, i have DD and can just set it up as a look a like. Just wondering

51 minutes ago, Clea Strange said:

getting ready to do a run with sluts resume

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by Gukahn

[Ronin79]

I've just finished creating this sweet, innocent young nord virgin, who was supposed to be a follower for Torek to turn into his vampire bride, but...

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Just look at that body face. How can I possibly resist doing a playthrough with her in a game so packed with all manner of disgusting creatures, tentacle traps, and rapey bandits that will be all too happy to meet her?

 

[Gukahn]

3 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

I've just finished creating this sweet, innocent young nord virgin, who was supposed to be a follower for Torek to turn into his vampire bride, but...

And they say I am the asshole ?

[Speed Metal]

31 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

And they say I am the asshole

'Cause you are.

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Let's see

You hunt innocent girls, capture them, fuck their brains out of them, treat them like some sort of collectibles. Boy, that ain't cheap.

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Ceraph, what do you think, shall we punish him?

"Bring it on!"

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

Poor @Gukahn. He just wants to have fun. ?‍♀️

[sanya56714]

просто стою там?

 

 

Edited July 3, 2022 by sanya56714