Skyrim confessions

[Thermius]

Personal rules;

- Elenwen is NOT essential and never will be.

- Every Thalmor is entitled to at least 1 arrow between the 3rd and 4th Cervical Vertebrae (Neck Base).

- A thief steals, a murderer kills.

- There is no shame in running away. It is a sound tactical strategy. Athletics Training is my friend...

 

I marry Ysolda almost every single playthrough... before the civil war hits Whiterun... I wish she had more to do while I'm stabbing bandits though.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

1) Valerica is mai waifu, no matter what the game says.

2) Actually, all married women belong to my character and I have the pile of corpses to prove it.

3) I've never met an elf I didn't shoot in the face with an automatic weapon.

4) I run around on the rooftops of the cities at night wearing Guyver armor and play Batman.

5) I kill every Stormcloak that isn't one of my married waifus.

6) I never use followers for actual combat, they're all sex slaves.

7) I don't adopt the children in the orphanage, they all die along with Grelod.

8) All children are shot to death for annoying me.

9) All guards are shot to death for saying THAT STUPID FUCKING MEME.

10) I never let dragons free in Skyrim anymore. They're boring.

11) Every time Serana opens her mouth, I beat her with a warhammer. Bitch has yet to fucking learn, but I don't complain. I just hit her harder.

12) The Skaal calling me friend doesn't change the fact that I use the console to send Draugr after them.

[Mord Sif]

Back when I played the game on Xbox I once spent a couple of hours planting and then stealing a single gold coin into and out of the pocket of a guard in Windhelm, just so I could get the 100 pickpocketing perk that lets you steal the clothes someone's actually wearing. I then stole Sylgja's Miner's Clothes and replaced them with Tavern Clothes. It... wasn't really worth it.

 

(Hired thugs came after me later on, vindictively sent by "Windhelm Guard.")

[Darth Omix]

1. I've deliberately ignored giving my dad tips when he's played the PS3 version just so he gets surprised.

2. I've yet to collect all 8 Dragon Priest Masks legitimately

3. Same goes for that Barenziah bullshit

4. The only questlines I haven't seen to the end are the College and the Thieves Guild because the last parts are just "hey here's some tedium". Even though I like the skills related to both of them.

5. I was disappointed at when the Dark Brotherhood Questline ended but I've never done Destroy the Dark Brotherhood! because I like killing the Emperor.

[Guest]

2. I've yet to collect all 8 Dragon Priest Masks legitimately.

 

I just recently finished doing this, felt good but now I never look at the damn things : p

[Ashra XIII]

Hoo boy...

 

1. I have logged over 2000 hours in this game, and that doesn't even count the time spent installing, removing, and troubleshooting mods.

2. I've never finished the main quest or Dawnguard, and barely ever started Dragonborn.

3. I have never finished the Thieves Guild quest, but that's because I hate them all and prefer to keep the skeleton key.

4. I am a dedicated loner, and never take followers other than for specific purposes.

5. I am a chronic re-starter. I've played dozens and dozens of characters, but can probably count on one hand the number who have passed level 20.

 

I probably have more but this is enough to indict me!

[Cloen]

 

2. I've yet to collect all 8 Dragon Priest Masks legitimately.

I just recently finished doing this, felt good but now I never look at the damn things : p

 

 

I use them on my followers... they are quite cool >_>

[ratrace]

1. No matter how good hearted my character is, I have one murder free, and that is Heimskr.

 

2. When playing an evil character, I like send a guard into a killing frenzy, sit back and watch them slaughter each other.

 

3. I find Braith cute because she's so clumsy she thinks that beating up and extorting money from boys makes them kiss her

 

4. I love Rigmor of Bruma as a follower.

 

5. I try hard not to talk too much to homeless children because their story is heartbreaking and always makes me want to adopt them all - however, when you do so, they turn into a lifeless Tamriel Tamagotchi. Modders, please help....

 

6. I never marry in Skyrim. No sex, no intimacy, nothing to talk about - too realistic.

[serPomiz]

I usually steal tons of crap, no matter what kind of charachter I'm playing with

 

I finished the main storyline only once, and only as side-effect to obtain the priest mask of the guy in fron of the gate to sovengarde

[Veladarius]

1. If I decide to go through the Dawnguard quests I do it as a vampire so I can kill both Harkon and Isran.

2. I has been over a year and a half since I last finished the main quest.

 

[jordisslave]

1: I've only finished the MQ twice in several playthroughs;

2: I've never ended the Civil War either way, or joined The Thieves' Guild or The Companions;

3: I always marry Jordis and live in Breezehome;

4: I always do archery/all schools of magic, never even really tried melée;

5: The day the CK came out I made a mod to reduce all shout cooldowns to nothing and always play with this in;

6: I quicksave and load far too often;

7: Over half of my mods are outfits, I can spend a third of my playtime deciding what to wear.

 

 

Even with strong intentions 3 and 4 never change.

[vladimire1234]

1. No matter how much I try I can never bring myself to care about The Reach or any of its problems.

I have never joined the Stormcloaks.

Almost every character I play is either a Bosmer or an Imperial

Despite having many vampire characters I have never played as a vampire lord

I have never finished the Dragonborn DLC

I dislike the Thieve's Guild quest line because I feel it is too combat oriented.

[Shirobako]

-I save too much. I have only 120 hours, but I have like 1500 saves. I've compressed and deleted 1300 of them though.

-I'm a packrat. My bag is at 5500 now because I can't throw away stuff even though I can just use console command to get them back. I've never crafted dragon armor, but I have all these dragon bones and scales weighing me down. It's not like I don't want to sell half of it, the npc just never have any money and there are better stuff to use perks in.

[snsd4203]

1. Sometimes I wish I was my character.

2. I use sexlab to have lesbian sex in the game and fap to it sometimes :/

 

[Vivi]

- I always ignore the main quest because I think it's very bad and ruins the whole game. I am also sick of being the heroine who saves the world.

- I always play on the easiest setting so I can one shot anything because I think the combat system in skyrim is terrible, and no combat overhaul mods can fix that.

- I use a 16x xp multiplier all the time because I start a new toon like every 2 days.

[S.Cohen]

I like Heimskr and Rolff Stone-Fist.

[itt1968]

LOL...

I have never played a pure fighter character to anything higher than 10th level...

All my new characters start the game with 100 in speech....

I very seldom fast travel, really, since release day, I have fast traveled maybe 6 times...

I have 1 male character, he is like 12th level yet he's a Grand Master in every sexual skill

I've only finished the Dawnguard quest once, then I ate Sarana afterwards (my least favorite npc)....

I always, always play a Mage/something... AND...

I played a character to level 150 who never used a weapon in combat... to this day, she is still my favorite character

[Carida]

1. My characters are always cleptos. I don't know why, even when I'm not playing a thief I always wind up stealing something. 

2. I have never finished the main quest.. ever... I'm trying to this play through! Trying! >.<

3. I nearly always marry Gorr or Rumarin from interesting npc's.

4. I spend more time taking pictures and trying on clothes than actually playing >.>

5. I change my character's eye color and hair style at least 5 to 6 times whilst playing.. even if I only played for an hour or two

6. I talk back to the bandits when fighting because they are a bit too snotty

[jaberwocky]

• The only NPC's I pickpocket for gold or training are guards.
• But when my pickpocket skills are up to 100, I do intent to pickpocket Saadia clean.

  I don't think she's innocent and deserves it. The only reason I saved her is not to have "an empty space" in the Bannered Mare.

• I hate those uptight Altmers. My character is an Altmer...
• I hate it when my follower Sofia makes more kills then I do.

 

[...0...]

Ohter confession ive prolly made 500+ characters delete remake delete remake hehe.

 

I barely play anymore only make screenshots and try tweak skyrim for immersion and better textures.

[Veladarius]

- When I play as a vampire (using Better Vampires) I turn enemies into my minions, the higher level the better.

[Kimy]

Here's mine: While I spent hundreds of hours making a mod for Skyrim, I have basically no clue about the game. My highest ever character was level 16. I tend to ruin my save games one way or the other before they can get any higher.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

1. I like my characters to start out as mighty heroes on a quest to save the world and gradually become corrupted. (Every single game I ever play ends up like this)

2. If my game doesn't crash at least twice a day, I'm not doing it right.

3. I always go out with three followers just to win Captured Dreams delivery fights.

4. All characters must have a three-page minimum backstory written on their journal.

5. I always switch sides in the Civil War, I still never finish the questline.

 

There's more, but these are the main ones.

[Hereticalguardsman]

Lets see 

1)Only done the College of winterhold questline once in hundreds of hours

2)I abused the TGM console command in my third Playthrough

3)And i killed paarthurnax...Twice

[Antrox]

1. My game crashes before I even get into the save and I get mad.

2. I wish my character was real.

3. I have over 255 Mods active and my game just barely runs smoothly.

4. From the small group of people I'm the one who actually played through the entire game, spending nearly 250 hours on the actual game.

5. I have girlfriend who doesn't mind me doing this, she thinks its funny though.

6. I'm OCD when it comes to my game, I want everything exactly how I want it to be.

7. I think my character is better than others sometimes, but honestly who doesn't have that feeling about their own?

8. My character can sometimes be creepy, because of her eyes.