Darkening Demise Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Yeah I know, Steam's been hit by spams of awful sims that are scamming the fans of the genre. But this...this...I don't even. Store Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/?snr=1_4_4__105_1 About the Game Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. Key Features You can be a goat Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it In-game physics that spazz out all the time Seriously look at that goat's neck You can be a goat Single-player Steam Achievements Steam Leaderboards Steam Cloud Partial Controller Support Includes level editor Steam Trading Cards Steam Workshop
myuhinny Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I saw a video of this it was pretty funny seeing it get hit by a car and then flew forever before hitting the ground but I don't think I would actually play the game.
Leeeeeroy Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 it's the kind of game you play when you're drunk or when you're with your friends and have nothing more to do... or just to have some mindless fun
RitualClarity Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 Needs to be an MMO with a Llama option Everything is better with Llamas..
LordJerle Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 Was it made in New Zealand? If it was made in New Zealand, there may be "extra" features >.>
Phygnos Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 This looks awesome, but the release date is making me skeptical
Vaelorian Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Jim Sterling has made a video about this (found here). I suppose the quality of the game is pretty much what you'd expect.
Captain Cobra Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Watched someone stream it today, 10/10 game. My sides were in stitches for a long while.
DespairSyndrome Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 I saw two videos of this game on youtube and it's hilarious, I love how there is a small section of the map with the developers working on the game.
deathparade Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 Seems like a game you enjoy the first 20 mins off and than never really play again...
Kpnut Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4nPxKSVP2g I don't need to play the game now.
Angrybird Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 Yeah I didn't get the hype, suh a retarded concept, even worst it's a buggy mess.
gregathit Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 It will be so worth the $1.99 price it will drop to in a couple of months.
Darkening Demise Posted April 14, 2014 Author Posted April 14, 2014 I just went to the Community Hub and found out I'm banned. Apparently saying that the devs made a piece of crap isn't a good thing. XD Can't speak the truth without being silenced. Well that's my first ban.
Halstrom Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 I just went to the Community Hub and found out I'm banned. Apparently saying that the devs made a piece of crap isn't a good thing. XD Can't speak the truth without being silenced. Well that's my first ban. Well funny enough you often get negative attitudes from people in RL too when you tell them their work is crap, I guess if they are earning a buck outa of it and we are shovelling dirt, then making crap is a good thing
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