Guest airdance Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Fucking, A little Town in Austria ..... Yes, that's the towns name, Are the residents called Fuckers?And what about the Fucking neighborhood? What are the mothers called? What would you be learning at Fucking High School ? Where is the Fucking Post Office? What does the Fucking Hospital help you with? And the Fucking drivers! If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend. Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ? We had a wonderful time at Fucking. We stayed in a Fucking chalet!Does anyone care about Fucking? .... Pronounced 'fooking'. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.
Juanwayne Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Hahaha, simply brilliant. Is it possible for me to catch a bus to that fucking town?
PsychoMachina Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 "Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?" Yes, there's plenty of crabs for everyone. The town counsel plans to build a Fucking University, good ol' F.U.
Cynical Misanthrope Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Ohh, I love fucking girls. Fucking mothers are also not to bad.
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 "Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?" Yes, there's plenty of crabs for everyone. :lol: BEST POST IVE READ TODAY :lol:
PsychoMachina Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Here's a sure-fire way to catch crabs. You will need these items: Gasoline. Cigarette lighter. Sauce pan. Salad tongs. Shaving razor. A friend can help out, but not necessary. First thing you need to do is shave only half of your crotch. This will make the crabs go into hiding in the over-growth. Now pour the gasoline over the unshaven side and set it on fire. Once the crabs start running out into the clearance, start plucking them with the salad tongs and drop them in the pan. Lightly saute with garlic and butter. Salt and pepper to taste. Bon Appetit!
Cynical Misanthrope Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Here's a sure-fire way to catch crabs. You will need these items: Gasoline. Cigarette lighter. Sauce pan. Salad tongs. Shaving razor. A friend can help out, but not necessary. First thing you need to do is shave only half of your crotch. This will make the crabs go into hiding in the over-growth. Now pour the gasoline over the unshaven side and set it on fire. Once the crabs start running out into the clearance, start plucking them with the salad tongs and drop them in the pan. Lightly saute with garlic and butter. Salt and pepper to taste. Bon Appetit! Ohh ohh, thank you thank you! Finally I am crabs free! Now, only thing left is to take care of the itching in my @.... Yeah.
Pixie-K Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 "Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?" Yes, there's plenty of crabs for everyone. The town counsel plans to build a Fucking University, good ol' F.U. A local college where I live, Finlandia University already took the FU and even made FU bumper stickers and T-Shirts
gvman3670 Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Cool. Here in Pennsylvania there are three towns near one another called "Intercourse", "Bird in Hand" and "Blue Ball". No kidding.
brokencircle Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 I was listening to Bob&Tom one morning and they were talking about Dildo,Newfoundland.I thought that was funny too.
windpl Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 lol I have been in Austria, how could I miss that fucking town...
Atreyu Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Could I have a good time at the Fucking clubs?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 pretty sure visiting that place is Fucking-awesome ... im Fucking-jealous right now dont forget to say "hi" from me to the Fucking-locals ... and watch out for Fucking-gangsters enjoy the Fucking-landscape
LordJerle Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Fucking, A little Town in Austria ..... Yes, that's the towns name, townsign.gif townlocation.jpg Are the residents called Fuckers? And what about the Fucking neighborhood? What are the mothers called? What would you be learning at Fucking High School ? Where is the Fucking Post Office? What does the Fucking Hospital help you with? And the Fucking drivers! If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend. Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ? We had a wonderful time at Fucking. We stayed in a Fucking chalet! Does anyone care about Fucking? .... Pronounced 'fooking'. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko. Will you have my babies?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Will you have my babies? nope, youre Fucking ugly
LordJerle Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Will you have my babies? nope, youre Fucking ugly Silence! I KEEL YOUUUU!
gregathit Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Well there goes the fucking thread.............. ..............straight to Hell
ratrace Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Yeah, there's this town in Austria called Fucking, and it even is in the FUCKING EU!!!
Pixie-K Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Well there goes the fucking thread.............. ..............straight to Hell Good 'ol Hell, Michigan. Been there loooong time ago. Someone had to crack a Yakov Smirnoff joke... In Soviet Russia, Fucking enters YOU!
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Will you have my babies? nope, youre Fucking ugly Silence! I KEEL YOUUUU! rofl... im german, and even ive known this for quite a while and find it simply hillarious ...
Hentai-chan Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Fucking town. A must-stop for all virgins who wants to get laid but been short out of luck since adolesence. *hastliy packs and leaves for Austria for an existence dipped in colorless body fluids*
Arizona_Steve Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Tons of places like that on Google. Interestingly enough, most of them seem to be in the UK.
AKM Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 There goes the Fucking neighborhood. As per the crabs, the slightly modified version I heard required an ice pick in place of the tongs.
Guest Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 I tried to buy sex from a prostitute and was caught by the fucking police. They told me it's against the law to buy fucking for money.
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