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The Banning Game - II


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2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •
 

 

for trying to ban yourself!

Banned! for not let me to Ban my self!:tongue:

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2 minutes ago, TwilightStorm said:

Banned! for not let me to Ban my self!:tongue:

 

BANNED! for making my head spin (both of you).

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5 hours ago, Stross97 said:

Banned! Because I’m too lazy to actually change the text color.

 

BANNED! for sheer laziness.

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2 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for not being instilled with others' laziness

 

BANNED! for imbibing distilled laziness.

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59 minutes ago, Stross97 said:

BANNED! for lazily embalming with distilled water.

 

BANNED! for still trying to expand on my gag.

Posted
56 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for still trying to expand on my gag.

 

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

 

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ T R I P L E — B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

for making implicit references to sites such as 9GAG!

 

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2 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

 

• • • ¡ ¡ ¡ T R I P L E — B A N N E D ! ! ! • • •

for making implicit references to sites such as 9GAG!

 

 

Of course you're not a Skyrim player so you might not get this:

 

BANNED! for not recognizing the reference to Devious Devices.

Posted
4 hours ago, Psalam said:

Of course you're not a Skyrim player so you might not get this:

 

BANNED! for not recognizing the reference to Devious Devices.

BANNED! for overexpanding a pump gag

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BANNED! for deciding to deviously divide devious devices, door to door with the devil, to the dismay of disciples who decipher and download cryptic messages about pumps.

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8 hours ago, Stross97 said:

BANNED! for deciding to deviously divide devious devices, door to door with the devil, to the dismay of disciples who decipher and download cryptic messages about pumps.

 

BANNED! obviously, for obfuscating and belaboring the bitter letter "D".

Posted
2 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! obviously, for obfuscating and belaboring the bitter letter "D".

Banned for not enjoying the D.

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20 minutes ago, Laura 'Lokomootje' said:

Banned for not enjoying the D.

 

BANNED! for not appreciating that the only good "D" is a devious one.

Posted
2 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! then, for not farting silently

 

B A N N E D ! ! !
A N D • B A N N E D ! ! !
T H E N • B A N N E D • A G A I N ! ! !

for believing there's such a thing as a silent fart!
 
according to THIS VIDEO, the longest fart belongs to Mr. Methane from London, a guy who managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 59 seconds — although there are rumors another chap (also from London) actually upheld it for 2':42".
according to later studies, the average DB SPL level of the 59" fart was measured at 82 db — not loud, due to the length of emitted gas; but definitely not silent, either.
 

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Posted
3 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

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BANNED to the bone! Because you overemphasise farts without mentioning the obvious 2 solutions.

 

1.

Spoiler

Behaviour

 

2.

Spoiler

Guidance and education

Spoiler

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Posted
4 hours ago, worik said:

BANNED to the bone! Because you overemphasise farts without mentioning the obvious 2 solutions.

 

1.

  Reveal hidden contents

Behaviour

 

2.

  Reveal hidden contents

Guidance and education

  Reveal hidden contents

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BANNED for Never show anywhere, how you Guide and Educate Farts Behavior!? ??

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59 minutes ago, TwilightStorm said:

BANNED for Never show anywhere, how you Guide and Educate Farts Behavior!? ??

 

BANNED! for requiring explicit directions.

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