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Posted
1 minute ago, worik said:

BANNED for not worrying enough about your son's choice of "toys"

 

> banned for not giving concrete choice of toys

Posted
19 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for not giving concrete choice of toys

BANNED for dragging me into the trap to narrow the growing young man's open mind. It's not up to me to decide for him to play with ♂️ , ♀️ or the missing emoji icon  ?

 

:classic_huh: by the way... @Ashal? We have ♂️ ♀️ but no other emojis?

Posted
3 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for dragging me into the trap to narrow the growing young man's open mind. It's not up to me to decide for him to play with ♂️ , ♀️ or the missing emoji icon  ?

 

:classic_huh: by the way... @Ashal? We have ♂️ ♀️ but no other emojis?

> banned for being too causes about your suggestions and banned for not consulting @LadySmoks about it

Posted
3 hours ago, worik said:

BANNED for dragging me into the trap to narrow the growing young man's open mind. It's not up to me to decide for him to play with ♂️ , ♀️ or the missing emoji icon  ?

 

BANNED because you forgot ?, ?, :doughnut:, ?, ?to play with and @EvalovesEP because you never tell a mother about her boy's sex experiences 

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, deejayz said:

because you never tell a mother about her boy's sex experiences 

BANNED because nobody needs to inform her/his mother about anything regarding her/himself.

Spoiler

It's the definition of "mother" to know that "information" already ?

 

Edited by worik
Posted
5 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED because nobody needs to inform her/his mother about anything regarding her/himself.

 

BANNED because maybe you should let your mother know if you're a toddler and shitted all over your pants

Posted
6 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED because nobody needs to inform her/his mother about anything regarding her/himself.

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It's the definition of "mother" to know that "information" already ?

 

> banned for

Mothers Day Mom GIF by 505 Games

Posted
2 minutes ago, deejayz said:

BANNED because maybe you should let your mother know if you're a toddler and shitted all over your pants

BANNEED because that's very nice of the toddler, but she already smells it.

And BANNEEED because you can also tell that to your mother as an adult, but again, there is no need to. She already knows

 

2 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for

Mothers Day Mom GIF by 505 Games

NOT banned for promoting a fundamental truth of the world :classic_tongue:

Posted
10 minutes ago, worik said:

NOT banned for promoting a fundamental truth of the world

 

BANNED because mother knows where she hid the Crisco in the kitchen cupboard ?

Posted
12 hours ago, deejayz said:

BANNED because mother knows where she hid the Crisco in the kitchen cupboard ?

Banned for drinking Crisco when vodka Martinis are available

Posted
2 hours ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for drinking Crisco when vodka Martinis are available

> banned for promoting unhealthy lifestyle

Posted
2 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

banned for promoting unhealthy lifestyle

 

 BANNED because I can compensate for an unhealthy lifestyle with nutritional supplements such as an increased protein intake from male semen (so delicious ?)

Posted
2 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

 BANNED because I can compensate for an unhealthy lifestyle with nutritional supplements such as an increased protein intake from male semen (so delicious ?)

> banned for I would rather have my prince's sweet and hot cum than any alcohol drink :D

Posted
1 minute ago, EvalovesEP said:

banned for I would rather have my prince's sweet and hot cum than any alcohol drink

 

BANNED because both are delicious and have you ever thought of cocktails like a semen pina colada?

Posted
1 minute ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED because both are delicious and have you ever thought of cocktails like a semen pina colada?

> banned for when I stopped drinking alcohol, my Ivy and I had our morning coffee with my prince's cream. fruits and cakes too.

Posted
2 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

banned for when I stopped drinking alcohol, my Ivy and I had our morning coffee with my prince's cream. fruits and cakes too.

 

BANNED because your prince must be a powerful cream producer

 

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Posted
30 minutes ago, deejayz said:

BANNED because your prince must be a powerful cream producer

BANNED for not knowing that this is simply the question of raising certain "issues" . Boom - there you have it. :classic_dry:

Posted
3 hours ago, worik said:

BANNED for not knowing that this is simply the question of raising certain "issues" . Boom - there you have it.

 

BANNED because one of my greatest talents is to drop a brick and then put my foot in it! ?

Posted
15 hours ago, deejayz said:

BANNED because one of my greatest talents is to drop a brick and then put my foot in it! ?

Banned for stepping in your own poop

Posted
3 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for coprophobia

Banned for confusing fear with having the sense not to step in poop (and THIS is why we make you take off your shoes in our homes)

Posted
Just now, LadySmoks said:

Banned for confusing fear with having the sense not to step in poop (and THIS is why we make you take off your shoes in our homes)

BANNED for living with feces as your floor covering

Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for living with feces as your floor covering

BANNED for implicitly claiming that you managed the diaper challenge with your first-born uninterrupted from day 1 and scrored 100 of 100 points in each match.

Edited by worik
Posted
8 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for implicitly claiming that you managed the diaper challenge with your first-born uninterrupted from day 1 and scrored 100 of 100 points in each match.

BANNED for I did so quite explicitly. I even achieved it with the second one.

Posted
1 minute ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for I did so quite explicitly. I even achieved it with the second one.

Banned for apparently having desire to poop on my floor (never going to happen)

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