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Posted
59 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for being too kind to comment about the burp

BANNED because I couldn't hear a burp for the logs being sawed

Posted
1 hour ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I couldn't hear a burp for the logs being sawed

BANNED for not appreciating a neat pile of wood

Posted
41 minutes ago, deejayz said:

BANNED because I wouldn't call it a beating

BANNED for splitting hairs

Posted
Just now, worik said:

BANNED for splitting hairs

> banned for not liking hair splitting

Posted
3 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

banned for not liking hair splitting

 

BANNED for not discussing a beloved Moderators problems with his huge Morning Wood

Posted
6 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for not liking hair splitting

BANNED! BANNED BANNED!!! I hate split ends :classic_angry: It's straw. It's ugly!

Posted
3 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED! BANNED BANNED!!! I hate split ends :classic_angry: It's straw. It's ugly!

> banned for not using proper hair nurturers :P

Posted
4 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED for not discussing a beloved Moderators problems with his huge Morning Wood

> banned for wanting certain moderator's wood in the morning

Posted
1 minute ago, worik said:

BANNED for guesswork

 

BANNED because the anatomical probability is very high that a 2 meter guy does not have a 5 centimeter penis ? 

Posted
3 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

banned for wanting certain moderator's wood in the morning

 

BANNED because I would rub the whole bark off if I got my hands on his wood

Posted
1 minute ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED because I would rub the whole bark off if I got my hands on his wood

> banned for You Got It Yes Sticker by EmojiLooking Best Friends Sticker by Emoji

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for You Got It Yes Sticker by EmojiLooking Best Friends Sticker by Emoji

:classic_dry: BANNED for making the completely wrong hand motions "to rub bark of some wood". That won't get you anywhere.

Spoiler

You may trust the advice of aunt and uncle worik here.

 

 

Edited by worik
Posted
1 hour ago, worik said:

BANNED for making the completely wrong hand motions "to rub bark of some wood". That won't get you anywhere

 

BANNED because I have to agree that this hand motion rather signals fist my asshole giphy.gif.6340ce6a10f808251c2e51d1fcf918b6.gif

Posted
19 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED because I have to agree that this hand motion rather signals fist my asshole giphy.gif.6340ce6a10f808251c2e51d1fcf918b6.gif

BANNED because I have found many different hand motions pleasurable over the years --- it depends on the mood ... and the technique

Posted
35 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I have found many different hand motions pleasurable over the years --- it depends on the mood ... and the technique

Banned because (one of the many of) @EvalovesEP's avatars uses a hand gesture that is a bit of a double entendre... is it invitation or telling you to go away in an unpleasant tone?

Posted
5 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned because (one of the many of) @EvalovesEP's avatars uses a hand gesture that is a bit of a double entendre... is it invitation or telling you to go away in an unpleasant tone?

BANNED because I LOVE the ambiguity of human communication (who needs science with its accuracy and precision anyway)

Posted
31 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned because (one of the many of) @EvalovesEP's avatars uses a hand gesture that is a bit of a double entendre... is it invitation or telling you to go away in an unpleasant tone?

> banned for not knowing what showing middle finger means ;)

Posted
2 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I LOVE the ambiguity of human communication (who needs science with its accuracy and precision anyway)

Banned as human communication is slowly being abbreviated by young to become guttural sounds of caveman

1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for not knowing what showing middle finger means ;)

Banned for when I give that gesture to my husband, it means the same as...

 Hole Gesture GIF - HOLE Gesture Sexual - Discover & Share GIFs

Posted
52 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for when I give that gesture to my husband, it means the same as...

BANNED for wasting precious time with social gestures, when you could already have started productive activities.

Posted
3 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for foreplay is a significant part of social activity AND reproductive activities

Banned for confusing a cue that our son is sufficiently occupied with some abstract social activity

Posted
10 hours ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for confusing a cue that our son is sufficiently occupied with some abstract social activity

BANNED for not worrying enough about your son's choice of "toys"

 

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