Corrupt A Wish

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you have to use training wheels and look ridiculous

 

I wish for a decent e-cigarette.

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't charge it.

 

I wish i could smell sounds.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but music smells like old socks and farts, depending on genre.

 

I wish for world peace (I dare you to corrupt that one! )

[Guest]

Granted, but you have to use training wheels and look ridiculous

 

I wish for a decent e-cigarette.

I didnt know you were a fellow vaper

 

Granted, but music smells like old socks and farts, depending on genre.

 

I wish for world peace (I dare you to corrupt that one! )

Denied

 

I wish for ww3, corrupt that to

[Laura]

Granted, WW3 is a worldwide war within a youtube comment section.

 

I wish i ruled the world.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, but I must be your chief scientist and you must pay for my researches and cant cancel them.

I wish I could sleep ,current awake time: 29 hours.

[Guest]

Denied you will not sleep for 48 hours

 

I wish I had my space pilots licence

[Laura]

Granted, but there all no ships left, because they all crashed.

 

I wish i could jump higher.

[Guest]

Granted use a trampoline

 

I wish to be slimmer

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to stop posting and workout.

 

I wish i could make pizza.

[Guest]

Granted but it burns when you cook it.

 

I wish for a wishing well.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the wishes are granted by the anal raping tentacle monster that live in it.

 

I wish I knew which well that is.

[Laura]

Granted, but the monster doesn't rape you.

 

I wish i could make my own wishes come true.

[Guest]

Granted but you must use the wishing well with the tentacle monster.

 

I wish tentacle monsters were real.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they survive by absorbing fecal matter, and they search for it. 0.o

 

I wish I could jump into tv programs for any purpose I choose.

[Laura]

Granted, but only in stupid reality shows.

 

I wish people didn't watch stupid reality shows.

[Fienyx]

Granted, now they watch every moment of your life.

 

I wish I could find something better to watch

[Guest]

Granted your watching Lokomootje Live.

 

I wish I knew when Lokomootje Live is on tv.

[Laura]

Granted, but you're now blind.

 

I wish i didn't have camera's on my 24/7.

[Fienyx]

Granted, it's the only thing on

 

I wish there was still adult swim and toonami

 

DAMN. NINJA COMRADES!!!

[Guest]

Denied for being ninja'd

 

I wish ninja'ing was banned

[Fienyx]

Denied, the ninjas will never stop

 

I wish I didn't become antisocial as much as I do

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, now youre afraid of being alone.

I wish for a good night sleep. Today was full and Im awake for over 36 hours.

[Fienyx]

Granted, best sleep you ever got. Most intense and messy wet dream too.

 

I wish deer would look both ways before crossing the road.

[Guest]

Granted, but the driver will aim at it and hit it and kill it.

 

I wish @Comrade Fienyx uses a profile picture.