Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but only those things everyone agrees with

 

I wish I could ban some people from the planet

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted, just let all the people of BBOF on the earth and it's enough.

I wish chocolate party sweets 

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they are in a huge bank vault and you have to steal them!

 

I wish for a snowball fight

[Guest]

Granted (catapults extra large snowball at marvin)

 

I wish snow was warm

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it now is called water

 

I wish that the extra large snowball misses me

[Guest]

Granted but it destroys the truck delivering your teabags

 

I wish I hadnt missed the martian

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but it is repelled by my snowball repel energy shield and comes right back at you!

 

I wish I could dance Tango

[Guest]

Granted here's a can of Tango to dance with

 

I wish to see Marvin dance with a can of Tango

[Caffeine Addict]

Denied, I drank it instead.

 

I wish I could dance the dance Tango

 

 

[Guest]

Denied you have two left feet

 

I wish I had spiked the Tango

[Laura]

Granted, but you spiked it with viagra.

 

I wish i knew how to play the violin.

[Guest]

Granted but you play it badly.

 

I wish I had earplugs.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but they get stuck.

i wish for willing test subejects (scientific morals and patent laws sucks).

[Laura]

Granted, you can use the capitalists.

 

I wish for snow.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it snows somewhere.

 

I wish I could binge watch a TV show without missing most of it because of daydreaming

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, now you daydream at work.

I wish the comrades dont mind my condition.

[Guest]

Granted we accept everyone

 

I wish for more comrades.

[Laura]

Granted, but they are all capitalist spies.

 

I wish knew who the spies are.

[Guest]

Denied we still need to find them.

 

I wish for ideas on spy hunting.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you just tell me who they are and they'll get sent to the 'room'

 

I wish we didn't have spies

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, ill create Interrogation anal probes that allow us to see inside peoples minds.

I wish for autorization for this project.

[Dirtylittlekristine]

Granted, with yourself as test subject.

 

I wish I had enough posts that the forum didn't think I was a spambot and could post a Papyrus Log.

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to post in the Big Board Of Fun.

 

I wish i could control my dreams.

[Guest]

Granted you can control your dreams but cant be gagged in them.

 

I wish healthy, wealthy and wise.

[Laura]

Granted, but you forgot where your house was.

 

I wish i could drive a motorcycle.