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Corrupt A Wish


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Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, i make severasl kinds of machine, but I divide them om W.W.T.S (world went top shit, in case shit happens theyre usefull to survival, usually made of scrap), usefull machuine because im lazy, perveted stuff and stupid stuff for fun. I also mess with chemical and explosives.

I wish for an quantum computer.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

Granted, but you posted on the wrong thread.

I wish that my mother would stop pestering me aboput my computer chair arm being broken and buying a new one. (I dont want! ilike my chair, its comfortable!)

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

granted you got sleeping pills prescription.

i wish to discover a human affecting sexual pheromone (best perfum ever)

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

granted, you get antiger and it rapes you.

I wish i hasnt lost time making a thread for my projects that nonone sees.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but youre run over by a truck whule crossing the street invisible

I wish i had mind control abilities.

Posted

Granted but they dont affect people here

 

I wish for some magic mushrooms

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

granted, but youre arrested.

I wish for chocolate.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

granted, you get suggarless decafeinated coffe.

Im taking a 1: 30 hour nap, I wish i dont oversleep so i can come back to LL

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Granted it's 200 year old and radioactive

 

I wish Comrade DR. who invent something to aid our escape

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, you get and ninja escape.

I wish I wasnt so lazy

Posted

Granted your now hyperactive

 

I wish I could assist the mad dr.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but theres no dental plan.

I wish I had money to go to a brothel.

Posted

Granted but you get crabs

 

I wish for a pay rise

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Granted but you cant spend cookies

 

I wish for double choc chip cookies

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Granted have a 200ft tall glass (you did say tall)

 

I wish for a new chair

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