Corrupt A Wish

[Jormungandr]

Granted, *puts Thulas back into the cage*  mwahahaha.

 

I wish you a creepy night.

 

 

PS: I think i don't know what i'm even corrupting here anymore. 8D

[Thulas]

Granted, but the definition of 'creepy' has changed over the years and eons into 'puffy', so your wish makes no sense.

 

I wish it would make sense though.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, except it became creepy again.

 

I wish to be able to think straightforward at 2:17 am

[Thulas]

Granted, but since it already is past now, your wish is useless. After all you said "forward", not "backward".

 

I wish to know if there anytime soon will be something to eat in my reach; or of that cage is easy to break.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but you won't know what's on the menu.

 

I wish i wouldn't have dropped that damn key.

[Thulas]

Granted, but luckily it fell directly into the lock; oh, interesting, did you know the door is open now?

 

I wish you couldn't prevent me from walking away now.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, fortunately for you, you stumble into a bondage rune on the ground.  (we need a skyrim mod for that, methinks)

 

I wish to turn away and not to see what happens. 

[Thulas]

Granted, but as you turn around to look anyway you suddenly become blind.

And bald.

 

I wish for less traps in your lair.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, the whole lair is one giant trap with lots of functions.

 

I wish you wouldn't struggle so much.

[Thulas]

Granted, I won't struggle because there is nothing to struggle against.

 

I wish for more comfortable couches.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i define pillories as couches.

 

Now i wish to see you struggle.

[Thulas]

Granted, but...how can a blind Lich see again?

 

I wish for more fluffy fillings.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, fluffy stainless steel spike-fillings.

 

I wish not to tell you that a Lich doesn't need eyes to see, after all i have none.

[Thulas]

Granted, you don't need to tell me because it is a lie anyway.

 

I wish for something to keep me warm; I am freezing.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, you become undead by some horrid ritual i perform, undead don't freeze.

 

I wish you'd be more feisty.

[Thulas]

Granted, but that due to the 'couch' that's not possible at all. So actually not granted at all.

 

I wish for less Dr. Frankenstein.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, science doesn't make one undead, magic does. Plus i look better than frankenstein!

 

I wish to hear your next wish, so i can corrupt it to the core.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to google 翻訳を使用します。

 

私がごちそうする奴隷を願う。

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i won't say anything to that because i'm unsure if this machine translation is correct.

 

I wish not to let this go out of control.

 

(wrong forum section for that)

[Thulas]

Granted, but that means you won't know that the original phrase was "I wish for a thrall to feast on" which indicated that I am hungry.

 

I wish to reverse that.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but the thrall isn't exactly to your taste.

 

I wish to think of something neutral right now.

 

 

 

 

 

Holy crap.. my dirty mind and this stupid google translator caused an overkill.

[Thulas]

Granted, you now think about bunnies hopping over the grass and leaving big colored eggs right after they sat somewhere for a while.

 

I wish that helped a necrotic mind.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, i was lying.. egg-laying bunnies are a mutation!

 

Screw neutrality it's 4am, i wish for something forbidden.

[Thulas]

Granted, but incest isn't forbidden anymore now.

 

I wish to know though how a lich's family would look like.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, undead can't reproduce, you'll never find out.

 

Now i wish to know how a malkavian family would look like.