TiredGerman Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted. But they are stale and you celebrate by eating 30. I wish I didn't have this damn stomach virus. very envious of your maultaschen.
Thulas Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, you'll get the Maultaschen. They were smelly and icky anyway... I wish for something else to eat; like...ants.
Jormungandr Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but they are truck-sized and alive. I wish i'd be undead.
Spectre_15 Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but you're just a body and a head, missing all of your limbs. I wish I wasnt so hungry.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, you are dead instead. I wish for 3 to equal 2.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but all numeric values become zero. I wish winter would be 365 days in every year.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but a year no longer is made up out of days. I wish for a mathematical paradoxon.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but math ceases to exist. I wish infinity to be finite.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Your wish will be granted; after infinity is finished. I wish to love you.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but i'm not real. Damn, that one was mean. I wish to meet more crazy people.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but you need to nod 3 times in a row and scream "I am the maid of this toilet!" before anything happens. Of course this 'anything' still is nothing. I wish to call you my little duckling.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but whenever you do, you become a duckling. I wish to know why you want to call me a little duckling!
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, you now know it. That's right, there is no reason. You think the wish wasn't corrupted? Think again! I wish to see you dance.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but you are looking at the wrong direction. I wish you were a malkavian vampire.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but I actually am a child of Markav, not a vampire. Yes, that's not the same; even though it is pretty much the same thing anyway. This just means I am what I am not because it is another description for it. I wish for a necromancer whose color is red.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but as it turns out, the necromancer is no necromancer anymore and his color is black. I wish you to be my undead minion.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but I no longer am undead. Except the vampirism-part of course. So all in all this means you got to pay me first. I wish for much money as payment.
Jormungandr Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but as Lich my magic is potent enough to subdue you so i can simply take the money back from you. I wish to scratch your back.
Thulas Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but your hands are too short to reach anything outside your cage. I wish for a demonstation of might and YES !
Jormungandr Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, but not today, so i put you in the cage instead, makes waiting easier for you. Oh and NO!, because i'm evil. I wish you'd do something funny in that cage to entertain me.
Thulas Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, but it arouses you that much you barely can look at it for more than two seconds. I wish to find a lever; doesn't matter if it is good for anything, I just want to pull it.
TiredGerman Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted. You pull the lever and a light turns on over a table with ALL the sextoys he's gonna use on you. Too bad they are all spiked. I wish to be minion to witness this.
Thulas Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, but unfortunately for you nothing will happen at all. I wish for a cagekey.
TiredGerman Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted. You recieve a broken key. I wish for something interessting to happen.
Thulas Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, but you'll need to fix the key before that can happen. I wish for less plastic next to me.
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