Spectre_15 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Granted, but you can't sleep. I wish I could live forever.
TiredGerman Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. You are now an Immortal like the highlander. So you have to fight other immortals. I wish could will my headache away.
Spectre_15 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Granted, but now you have terrible back pain. I wish Poke Bank would come out in US already >_<
TiredGerman Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. But it's still in japanese. I wish you all a good night. Sleep tight yo.
Spectre_15 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but you can't sleep. I wish I could find this fucking key in Duke Nukem.
gaggedgirl123 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but now you lsot access to the door it opened. I wish I wasn't so sore after running 4K
TiredGerman Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You start smoking and can't run as long anymore I wish I could dash 4 km.
Spectre_15 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 Granted, but your legs explode afterwards. I wish it won't snow on Sunday.
nonusnomeni Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 granted gladly it will be +55°C but you will lay at home with flue i wish that weather in my part of universe
Myst42 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 Granted, you're also down with the flu with the same weather Wish for pills that make people happy (and no adverse effects)
nonusnomeni Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 granted, cyanide pills; every use of that pill make somebody happy i wish to have monopole on production and distribution of cyanide pills
Spectre_15 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 Granted, then arrested for production and distribution of cyanide. I wish my ex girlfriend would follow the fucking restraining order I have against her and stop texting me.
nonusnomeni Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 granted she will carve her message with knife into your chest i wish to enjoy that scene
Spectre_15 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 granted she will carve her message with knife into your chest i wish to enjoy that scene Explain how she can do that if she's following my restraining order... Granted, but before it gets really good, you wake up. I wish every episode of Detective Conan was dubbed. I may hate the voice actors, but it's easier to do other things while I watch D:
Rasta the Lion Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Granted, episodes are dubbed in 1337 language. Rasta wishes to be faster. Damn impalas.
Spectre_15 Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Granted, but you have no control. I wish the guy above me would stop posting in third person, it's annoying.
Dyschromie Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 Granted, but it's not a guy, only a lion... I wish for a complete epilation...
Pixie-K Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 Granted, this includes removal of the hair on your head as well. I wish for a computer mouse that doesn't stop responding at random, especially in the middle of a competitive online game...
Dyschromie Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 Granted, but too late for the game... I wish for a special cookie with white chocolate, macadamia with a cherry coke...
Jormungandr Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but both are 500 years old. I wish i had the same voice as Krieg from Borderlands 2.
Spectre_15 Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but your vocal cords are broken. I wish I had money to donate during the AGDQ event a few weeks ago.
Nightwish Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, the money would go to another cause that it's made in greedy. I wish PMs update themselves without requiring page refresh.
Thulas Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but you won't get any replies anymore. I wish for a planeticket to a destination of my choice.
nonusnomeni Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 granted and plane crash 5min after take off i wish to record that scene and earn money on her...
Thulas Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, it will be called "Epic interracial cat gangbang" and you will be starring in it as main cat. I wish for gebratene Maultaschen.
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