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Posted

No, because there is nothing to fear.

 

Unless there's a  12-foot tall gopher that sings showtunes behind me, is there?

Posted

No, but I just love to work with 12-inches, though that actually is quite scarry from time to time.

 

So, when is the next time you visit me?

Posted

Not sure, because I've still yet to regain the feeling back in the right side of my body.

 

Is that a bad thing?

Posted

Good point.

 

Where did this hole in the wall come from?

Posted

It's about 40 feet tall.

 

Now that I think about it, where did my other robot body go?

 

 

Posted

[purple*] You left it in the dungeons when you took off your pants and various other things.

 

[still purple] But you didn't liked that night much, did you?

 

* I am at my cellphone, no colored texts.

Posted

The only thing I didn't like were the chinchillas, because I'm allergic to them.

 

Since I'm a robot, when do I wear pants?

Posted

[deep purple] Since I made you were them. If you only think about taking them off...

 

[p] ...do you really want to make me angry?

Posted

Only if your name is Bruce Banner.

 

Did everyone else get scared off from this thread with the talk of pantlessness and other things that are illegal in 427 countries?

Posted

I suggest puppies that have developed a taste for human flesh. That way we lure them in with adorable puppies then BAM cuted to death.

 

I think that might be sinister enough to work, yes?

Posted

Sinister? Ha! I've seen worse. FAR WORSE!!! And believe me, I AM that worse...

 

Tell me, why is Alucard (Hellsing) so freakin' awesome? TELL ME!!!

Posted

Because he eats people.

 

Hey vegeta, can we stop by the bug planet?

Posted

Because my text would be in red, white and blue. 

 

And wouldn't that get incredibly annoying, and difficult to read? 

Posted

My day's been... enjoyable. I got a cheap, brand new DSi, enjoyed work, and slaughtered thousands, and ate their corpses, after sucking them dry!

 

Who should I kill next?

Posted

Because Titanic keeps "distracting" me.

 

Being a space pirate, wouldn't samus have already killed him?

Posted

Because Marina is here as well distracting me.

 

How did you not know this?

Posted

Well, you better make me forget it again, or I will tell my little sister to stop.

 

Wait, how can she make Titanic stop while I comment it if we all are in the same vessel?

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