What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Been wearing them bois since I was born in my ol' father's barn, ya know.

 

You monster! ? What have you done to poor Olav? He doesn't deserve that.

[Speed Metal]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

What have you done to poor Olav? He doesn't deserve that.

He gets over it. He's been through much tougher shit.

[Gukahn]

10 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Been wearing them bois since I was born in my ol' father's barn, ya know.

You took his Soul and his pride. You Cruel villain! Don't make him suffer any longer

[Speed Metal]

3 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

You took his Soul

Demons ain't got no soul. Besides, do you really believe a different beard could harm this man?

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[Fiend71]

48 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Give him a terrible hairstyle, a straw hat, a ginger neckbeard and call him Rufus.

 

HAHAHA!!

 

 

[Gukahn]

20 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Demons ain't got no soul. Besides, do you really believe a different beard could harm this man?

yes. It scarred him forever. You just don't want to admit it. Just look at his eyes!

They hurting ?

 

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[Speed Metal]

8 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

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Alright. Who of you shitheads wants the first bullet?

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Time to finish the Chads. Once and for all.

 

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Speed Metal said:

Time to finish the Chads. Once and for all.

 

Is that a reference to Rednex's McKenzie Brothers? ?

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Time to finish the Chads. Once and for all.

 

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[Speed Metal]

5 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Is that a reference to Rednex's McKenzie Brothers?

What do you think?

2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

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Weirdos unite.

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Hm. Some are missing. Whatever, we're going to war against the Chads!

 

[Gukahn]

Just now, Speed Metal said:

Hm. Some are missing. Whatever, we're going to war against the Chads!

( I would love to make new Screenshots rn.. But i can't )

 

Chads! Assemble!!!!

 

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[yorpers]

You all need to drop those guns and get some real weapons.

 

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Dildos that explode into poison?

 

 

[Speed Metal]

12 minutes ago, yorpers said:

You all need to drop those guns and get some real weapons.

 Dildos that explode into poison

Now that's just gay.

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I'm outta here.

 

[yorpers]

5 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Now that's just gay.

Nothing gay about getting slapped in the face with countless dildos filled with poison, just a standard college destruction spell?

 

7 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

I'm outta here.

See he doesn't want to risk it?

[Speed Metal]

2 minutes ago, yorpers said:

Nothing gay about getting slapped in the face with countless dildos filled with poison, just a standard college destruction spell

Still gay. Besides, I'm immune to both poison and magic anyways.

[Darkcymru]

I thought I give her a Bondage test for cymie, then my next session I will head to riverwood for in search of a bounty

 

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[Gukahn]

27 minutes ago, yorpers said:

Nothing gay about getting slapped in the face with countless dildos filled with poison, just a standard college destruction spell?

I need to learn that Power ? still couldn't install your Spells rn.. But after I'm finally done with this Arc and can risk it, I'm gonna ad a shit tone of stuff anyways and your's is number one of that List ?

Wouldn't it be funny if Lydia learned those Spells accidentally? ?

[Alessia Wellington]

10 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Wouldn't it be funny if Lydia learned those Spells accidentally?

 

No thanks. Wouldn't want her to throw dicks around everywhere.

[yorpers]

2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Wouldn't it be funny if Lydia learned those Spells accidentally? ?

Sounds like something Sanguine would give her as a 'gift' that was accidentally labeled something like "Chivalry in Skyrim" ?

 

I didn't upload one that  explodes into poison as that one was way too ridiculous, but if you want that one instead of the one that just floats through enemies here you go.? No idea if it will work with the other one because it is probably the exact same data, probably best not to. (skyrim se plugin for people that may see this in the future and requires billy slal pack)

 

CockBarrageButdeadly.7z

 

 

9 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I need to learn that Power ? still couldn't install your Spells rn.. But after I'm finally done with this Arc and can risk it, I'm gonna ad a shit tone of stuff

If you got any other requests now is a good time then?

 

I can do some pretty hacky shit with magic if you haven't noticed.

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, yorpers said:

Sounds like something Sanguine would give her as a 'gift' that was accidentally labeled something like "Chivalry in Skyrim" ?

Totally ?

Much appreciated ?  I will see which one works better for the Purpose of shooting and think about how Lydia might get it.. Maybe a drunken "Accident" I mean.. They already are drinking together ?

6 minutes ago, yorpers said:

If you got any other requests now is a good time then?

 

I can do some pretty hacky shit with magic if you haven't noticed.

It's pretty late so i can't really think of anything rn.. ?If he offer stands, maybe I can think of some funny shit tomorrow

[Gukahn]

11 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

No thanks. Wouldn't want her to throw dicks around everywhere.

Why not? The majority of People still having her around use her as a Cocktank anyways ? Remember I used her to tank and get defeated by Enemy's too hard to kill, while she was getting it I went looting Women took many Draugr for the Team that night

 

Edited August 24, 2022 by Gukahn

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Gukahn said:

Why not?

 

Does she look responsible to you?

 

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She's already annoying enough the way she is. Giving her the ability to cast dildos is too much to bear.

 

[Gukahn]

Just now, Alessia Wellington said:

She's already annoying enough the way she is. Giving her the ability to cast dildos is too much to bear.

 

Mh.. Can't really argue with that

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[yorpers]

7 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Maybe a drunken "Accident" I mean.. They already are drinking together ?

" I accidentally came some spells into your brain"?

 

8 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

It's pretty late so i can't really think of anything rn.. ?If he offer stands, maybe I can think of some funny shit tomorrow

Yeah no worries, It doesn't even need to be funny shit, honestly. I made a whole new kind of destruction magic a few years ago. So even if you want something like AoE invisibility I got you covered, or spells that are effected by gravity(or negatively effected). Spells that move as fast as a bullet or spells that are slow as...idk? Either way I can make some weird shit fly out of your character's hands. 

 

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[Fiend71]

33 minutes ago, yorpers said:

If you got any other requests now is a good time then?

 

I can do some pretty hacky shit with magic if you haven't noticed.

 

How about "call in air-strike"?

 

Like fighter jets zip by, and nape the area for massive damage.

 

I'm kidding.  There are a couple forts though....?