What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Speed Metal]

This playthrough is a bag of surprises.

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I've never had Florentius' rescue mission triggered on my current follower before.

Time to visit Embershard.

You're a weird wolf, do you know that?

That's what you get for taking my girlfriend on a date without my consent.

 

[Ronin79]

Damn sex-starved vampires can't even make it to Riverwood without abusing dwemer tech...

 

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Edited February 18, 2022 by R0nin78

[Gukahn]

10 hours ago, R0nin78 said:

Damn sex-starved vampires can't even make it to Riverwood without abusing dwemer tech...

What in the ever loving  fuck is that? ?

And how do i get one?

 

never mind, it's a retex for extrus... now i have to install it again?

Edited February 18, 2022 by Gukahn

[Ronin79]

9 hours ago, Gukahn said:

What in the ever loving  fuck is that? ?

And how do i get one?

 

never mind, it's a retex for extrus... now i have to install it again?

 

It's one of Komotor's old animations. DM me and I'll send you a link if you don't already have it.

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

On 2/13/2022 at 7:16 AM, Gukahn said:

 So i was visiting Mercers corpse today..

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Dead and erect..  

 

Looks like he saw what i did to his fellow guild mates ?

 

He looks happy to see you. 

[DocClox]

"Well now, aren't we the overache-EEEK!!"

 

 

Hey, it's  nothing she hasn't done before, right?

 

On 2/17/2022 at 6:42 PM, Gukahn said:

A true vampire goes commando

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I, uh, have no idea what you mean...

 

 

Damn werewolf broken redressing script...

 

Edited February 19, 2022 by DocClox

[Gukahn]

17 minutes ago, DocClox said:

Hey, it's  nothing she hasn't done before, right?

 

Knowing her husband.. Would be odd if she doesn't at least tried it?

[Gukahn]

Been ages since i attempted to play Dragonborn

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Oh hellooo~

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Nice.. Eh Armor you got there?

 

Looks cooler then i remember

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Wait.. The fuck are you doing over there?!

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typical ?

 

[TrollAutokill]

Someone made a mess in the companions living quarters.

 

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And I guess she is still angry at me, so no point asking her to clean it.

 

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Don't look at me like that, I am not going to ask you either.

 

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I found a "volunteer"

 

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But... Tilma is so nice she had to help!

 

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Notice how Ria started putting back a few bottles of ale and wine. The code is working but making her actually move to the mess pick it up and move to their original position to drop them is too complicated with Skyrim. So I guess the sweeping animations will have to do.

Edited February 19, 2022 by TrollAutokill

[DocClox]

1 hour ago, TrollAutokill said:

 

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Very nice. Where'd you find the maid outfit? I can never seem to find one I like.

[DocClox]

Booty from my raid on Valtheim Towers.

 

 

It's going to be a looong night...

[TrollAutokill]

5 hours ago, DocClox said:

 

 

Very nice. Where'd you find the maid outfit? I can never seem to find one I like.

I think it's just called "French maid" outfit, by backsteppo. It has HDT also. It's pretty cool to see her skirt go up when the broom gets stuck in it ?

Edited February 19, 2022 by TrollAutokill

[Gukahn]

I really like this armor

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Goes well with the whole dragon slaying thingy on soltsheim

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Die you overused fantasy trope!!!

 

But then i put this one on for since.. Ever. Everything about this armor doesn't fit for me but..

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He kinda reminds me of a Digimon..

Yep. He is a Digimon..

 

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[Speed Metal]

How do you turn a feral beast into a Club Lady?

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By giving her new clothes.

Ain't she looking fabulous?

 

[DocClox]

I always think the chapel of Molag Bal looks better with a congregation.

 

[Gukahn]

Warming up Soltsheim.. And getting reminded to switch apropos messages off..

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Once i tried to rewrite them.. But there are way to many and i get annoyed by them either way at some point.

(I think i did the tounge thingy ok now.. Have to disable it for the first 2 phases tho. it's weird when they use them without anything major happening..

 

Oh and i got skyrim crabs

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And that's what i hate about her. I do not care for dawnbreaker, it's a useless toy anyway but this commanding me.. As if i where her fucking slave.. Ok Molag Bal does that too, Hermeus Mora is the most annoying talker ever and Dagon is an asshole,but at least they don't pretend to be the "good" guys.

Why can't they all be more like Malacath? "You helped them out even if i didn't asked you to? Cool,her have my Hammer."

 

At least i got the Milk business booming..

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Weird fetish but it makes money ?‍♀️

 

[Speed Metal]

Raiding the Red Wave.

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[Alessia Wellington]

40 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

And that's what i hate about her. I do not care for dawnbreaker, it's a useless toy anyway but this commanding me.

 

Have you tried Timing is Everything? It lets you customize the starting condition for this, and many other quests. I'm using it since it originally came out and never ever heard Meridia's voice since. 

 

She hates any kind of undead, so why would she ask a vampire to help her? Makes no sense.

[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Have you tried Timing is Everything? It lets you customize the starting condition for this, and many other quests. I'm using it since it originally came out and never ever heard Meridia's voice since. 

 

She hates any kind of undead, so why would she ask a vampire to help her? Makes no sense.

Yes but i totally forgot to set it up right this time. ? And yeah.. Merdia of all people asks a vampire for help.. Welp, going to do her stupid quest after Db and throw her useless sword into the see of ghosts -_-  (or i shove it up Nazeems ass. )

[Alessia Wellington]

40 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

throw her useless sword into the see of ghosts -_-  (or i shove it up Nazeems ass

 

Why not both? Might be a fun scene to see you shove her sword in his ass and then throw 'em into the sea.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Alessia Wellington

[Gukahn]

Just now, Alessia Wellington said:

Why not both? Might be a fun scene to see you shove her sword in his ass and then throw 'em into the sea.

true.. The thing is..

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i fear he would like that

And nothing annoys me about him more then doing something he likes

 

[Alessia Wellington]

4 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

he would like that

 

"Spank me, Daddy!"

[Speed Metal]

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

shove it up Nazeems ass

Why does everyone hate Nazeem so much?

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Just look how afraid he is of all the bad things you've done to him over the years.

Poor dude just wants to run his very successful business with Chillfurrow Farm in peace.

 

[Gukahn]

6 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Why does everyone hate Nazeem so much?

It's not so much that i hate him. I ignore him most of the time when i play. But i have 2 npc´s i always use to test things out.

Having a new animation pack?

Lydia

Having a new means to initiate sex or a new creature model that is mnc compatible?
Lydia

Having a new curzifixation mod or a new way to torture/Kill stuff?
Nazeem.

 

Also he is annoying and the very definition off how a redguard should not act and be

[qalavix]

Almost finished with Delzaron's From The Deeps as modified by ETM's Red Sonja Goes To Insmouth.  It still needs the "setstage xx03a5ab 120" to push the final on-the-altar along, but other than that it runs much better than the original.  (not quite great, though...)

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I'm glad I have Exhibitionist checked, so I'm not intimidated.  I'm the one who isn't currently green in that photo, BTW.  And that's all my blood.  Ouchies!