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8 minutes ago, sarahsenpai said:

i have this friend whos totally over this guy and completely cut off contact with him irl but she keeps going on his social media hoping to see his life in shambles but when i find out he's doing great it basically ruins my whole day.

That quickly turned from my friend to I, lol

 

It's normal to self validate check. One of my exes is now a successful actor making good money, at first I was like why does she get to be successful and I don't get to be, but then I remembered she's a fucking psychopath and Hollywood probably suits her. So, now I'm A okay with my life choices.

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After You

 

Bearbie, when yuh leff mi
Mi life was instantly transformed to hell
An I used to ache so bad
Oh God, I neva thought dis poor heart could get well
An I used to wonda...

 

Spoiler

Afta yuh, wha am I gonna do, wha am I gonna do
Bearbie afta yuh. Whoa!

 

Well mi a put on a sad face
So di judge gi mi di yard
Run up X amount a bill pon yuh Platinum Card
Throw a tantrum
Wid mi nose a run inna court
So mi get to know how to live nice off a child support
Mi friend dem love yuh
Cos yuh keep wi drinkin Hq
And mi coulda fit inna di Benz
But gi thanks fi di H2
Mi know a yuh leff mi an fi a while mi did a bawl
But mi tell dem mi leff yuh
Cas yuh buddy (cock) too small

 

Yuh neva knew wha a wife an a lova meant
So mi waan half a e'ryting like di government
Now yuh can tell yuh friends yuh really haff a bitchy wife
When mi stick yuh up an' clean yuh out like Lionel Ritchie wife
Mi a tek di house, di car, di children
Yuh screwdrivers, even yuh powa drill dem
All weh mi no need, mi still a go tek
'Cause mi did need yuh, but dat never stop yuh from live, no

 

Yuh seh weh yuh a cause, yuh know seh mi no stay so
But wha' yuh expect me fi do
All a dis a fi yuh fault
Cah yuh ni leff mi no choice
A Ooman mi age wid four kids
Which man a go pick mi up?
I don't haff a certificate, I don't even haff a marketable skill
An when mi tell yuh seh mi waan work 'pon a career
Yuh seh nuh a rahtid yuh wife nah fi work
An boops! yuh breed mi again!
Thirty-six month mi spend a carry yuh pickney dem inna mi gut
Dat a thirty-six month out a mi life
Way mi couldn't look dung an see mi toe
Heh heh, yuh lucky!
Di rest a mi life yuh seh, yuh know wha'...

 

:banana:

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9 hours ago, sarahsenpai said:

i have this friend whos totally over this guy and completely cut off contact with him irl but she keeps going on his social media hoping to see his life in shambles but when i find out he's doing great it basically ruins my whole day.

why would you care how there life is? if the ex's life is good then you have no right to ask for it to not be good stop being selfish and stop stalking

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Speaking of psycho BS (Because I do sometimes, for no particular reason)

Someone made a joke about only seeing "x" in math. Cool, I almost LOL'd 

Then poor x was "the worst kind of x".

"Always in problems and asking our help": going out on a limb here, it's a bad math student being needy

(Or it could'a been a quiz asking us to solve for "x")

THEN we're down to the climactic finish, x isn't even thankful it got solved.

Poor freaking x, I sympathize with you and hope you're never on the news fighting for your reputation.

May all your problems be solved.

Thank you, x

 

 

 

 

 

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razzlefrackin stalking, I got yer stalk right here. "solve for x", feh ^%$#@

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On 2/25/2018 at 4:47 AM, pinky6225 said:

No, i'd have thought checking up on ex's via the net would show still being emotionally involved in them to a degree - how much that is prolly reflects the amount of effort involved

im not even emotionally attached anymore. i feel nothing for him. im way happier than he is anyways. and since im hella mature i can be happy that hes happy too. id just be happier if he was miserable.

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21 hours ago, zarzil said:

I don't associate with any of my exs.  Burn bridges, salt the earth behind you, carry on.

Easier said than done.

I have his little son by my side. The cute bwoy looks like him, quacks like him and, in case I have tough luck, might become like him... a rogue 300 lb silverback.

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On 25.02.2018 at 3:46 PM, Lisa Tepes said:

Guys a jerk and I don't know why I ever dated him. I still periodically check up on him in social media.

Nothing new, jerks always gets all the girls because they're know how to make you blind and make you love him.

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On 2/27/2018 at 9:45 AM, Jazzman said:

Easier said than done.

I have his little son by my side. The cute bwoy looks like him, quacks like him and, in case I have tough luck, might become like him... a rogue 300 lb silverback.

 

Sounds like you better get on that whole "object lesson in not being a 10th dan donknozzle" thing then.

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someone should rly invent like one of those breath thingies for internet usage so if youre too drunk and tired to use the internet responsibly it wont let you go on.

i promise im not as pathetic as it seems. im gonna go cry about something completely unrelated now.

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