Corrupt a Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are but your nose stile grow whatever whenever you say

 

i wish to know why always after one beer i see only bed and nothing else...

[Guest Lady Luck]

i wish for BIGGER BEWBS! without surgery lol

[nonusnomeni]

granted, (not happily me like not big booooobs) but they don't want stop to grow

 

i wish that lady, princess, whatever finally realize some rules of the game...

[Guest Lady Luck]

granted no teasing >.>

i wish FOR coffeee Lol

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only your own grown

 

i wish for all

[Guest Lady Luck]

granted i wish i have kitties now mine passed away at the age 25

[nonusnomeni]

granted,(sorry) yr get 25 new 1y old kitties

 

i wish more

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but all the kitty is *****************************************************************************************!!!

 

 

I wish the kitty were all in a good health.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but they all hate you

i wish for  chips

[LordJerle]

Granted, but they're wood chips.

 

I wish I had a pet squirrel.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and her name is sammy

 

i wish something sweet and hot...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you can't have it.

 

 

I wish LordJerle could share his pet squirrel.

[Strelky]

Granted, but its invisible

 

I wish was as smart as Napoleon

[polluxval]

granted

 

unluckily, you also share his fate. you get yourself exiled from you own country and died all alone from stomach cancer in a remote island.

 

wish i could get grumpier.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted and you will listen to this all day long 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zFc7nIJnvo

 

 

I wish for a rainbow to appear before me.

[Veta]

Granted you are now, new  double rainbow guy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a website where you could store all you favorite porn, so it would never be lost.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you can not afford they service

 

i wish a law against changing seasons...

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but this causes it to always be the season you hate the most

 

 

 

i wish for chocolate

[Emily]

Granted Chocolate colored clay bar.

 

Emily wish for free dental check ups.

[nonusnomeni]

granted she pack her bags and she moved to sweden

 

i wish to stop sleep over day...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will have to stay awake forever, which is exaggerated, because you will die after 3 days for lack of sleep.

 

 

I wish their trip were long and won't come back until late evening.

[Strelky]

Granted, but I don't know who you're talking about

 

I wish more people knew what the Fuck I'm saying to them

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, if you lessen the cursing. 

 

 

I wish Strelky have more people to talk to. 

[Emily]

Emily polymorph strelky into ants.

 

Emily wish to understand more about man.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Not sure if want to grant or not~~~ Hmm... This is hard. (・へ・)

 

 

I wish Emily would not make that wish again. XD