Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

granted but now you have a virus that gives you explosive diarrhea.

 

I wish that the world had no illnesses

[Veta]

Granted , everyone lives until old age , it causes overpopulation and we all die from starvation .

 

 

 

I wish we were back in the 90's with todays technology .

[Emily]

Granted, you're now North Korean Citizen.

 

Emily wish all Male would perish so female can take over & rebuild the world as we see fit.

[polluxval]

granted, but human race goes extinct as there are no man to repopulate.

 

wish  for unlimited wishes.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but not one wish will be fulfilled.

 

 

I wish I can be free off this sickness.

 

@ The Mad God

Damn you, I really do got explosive diarrhoea last night. OTL

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are dead

 

i wish all pleasures of hell to one who was hurt feelings of one gentle women...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but that gentle women must also suffer the dire consequences for this wish to be granted.

 

 

I wish I'll stop vomiting and diarrhoea-ing every now and then. Urghhh~~~

[Veta]

Granted , you just vomit all the time .

 

 

I wish, wishes came true.

[polluxval]

granted. all wishes came trute... but someone wished for the end of the unvierse... so we became nothing.

 

wish for every time i get grumpy, a puppy dies.

[Veta]

O_O you monster , no one will grant you that .

 

 

I wish all the puppys in the world live happy .

[polluxval]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo......... not granted. the supreme commander grumpy lord will never grant happines for puppies. now i already sent my men to slaughter all the puppies in the world. your wish have doomed them.

 

i wish all puppies in the world became grumpy cats.

[Veta]

Not Granted . Dogs justice league assemble.

 

I wish poor puppys were free of  "Supreme Commander General Grumpy Cat and also Writer's" tyranny.

[polluxval]

not granted. i already made an alliance wiith all the cat nations to fight agains the dogs justice league.

 

i wish for my men not taking hostages.

[Veta]

Granted your men fall in love with the adorable little puppys and let them go.

 

 

I wish this senseless war and bloodshed would stop .

[nonusnomeni]

granted but war is peace and peace is war

 

i wish all patents on scientific achievements are illegal...

[polluxval]

granted, but as they do not make millions, companies lose interest and a zombie virus its released. as companies lack the knowledge and funds to make an antivirus. the apocalypse its inminent.

 

i wish for being a survivor for the complete zombie apocalypse.

[Emily]

Granted, Yourself immunity force the military to eliminate you for messing around with biological weapons.

 

Emily wish for The elder scroll online beta invitation.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, and everyone were invited.

 

 

I wish they re-paved back this old road.

[Brucealso]

Granted...but the road goes no where.

 

I wish dragonborn DLC was only 5 bucks

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you have to bought two, one for you and the one for me. 

 

 

I wish the next TES won't focusing on casual gamers.

[polluxval]

granted. now it will be focused on kids, so you will only need 1 button to play and all the violence its removed.

 

wish for a working cloak device.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, here take this cloak to shield you from rain and snow while you were working outside today. Oh, take this also, a device which enable you to reach higher place.

 

 

I wish the day was over.

[Emily]

Granted, the night fall.

 

Emily wish that Tera online EU free of fucktards EU kids spamming the chat board.

[Veta]

Granted , now adults spamming the chat board .

 

 

Veta wishes to know why Emily speaks about herself in third person .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but Emily murder you afterwards. RUN PEOPLE!!!

 

 

I wish I'm on that pitch and play rugby once more.