Corrupt a Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but I will devoured all of it.

 

 

I wish that Irish coffee doesn't taste that bitter.

[dboura]

Granted but it now everything else tastes bitter.

 

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, instead you will trapped in endless loop of which you accidentally cut yourself in half.

 

 

I wish my friend would stop playing HoN with my account.

[Guest Lady Luck]

i need moarrr skittles

[dboura]

Granted but you can't taste the rainbow

 

I wish for more coffee

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Damn, my wish does not being corrupted! Huzzah!!!! but that's only a minor wish

 

Granted, but you spill it all over your face.

 

 

I wish I had lunch by now.

[Guest Lady Luck]

need moar sugar i mean wish ....

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, instead of sugar I give you... Damn it! I can't corrupt her wish! Ok, ok, your wish granted. No repercussion whatsoever. Here, take the sugar and go away.

 

 

I wish I hadn't done that.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you will do next time

 

i wish i can stop laughing...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but we will make silly jokes all over again.

 

 

I wish for nothing, no idea come into mind right now. I wish I didn't tell anyone of that. T_T

[Guest Lady Luck]

wish for world domination

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but.... WHAT!!! Damn it all!!! Why are you wishing again!!!! Arghhhhhhh~~~~~~!!!!! What should I do? What should I do? Psst... come over here. Let's see, I cannot give you the world, is LA ok with you? Pleaseeee~~~~~~ with cherry on top, please!!!!

 

 

I wish I can't grant Lady Luck wishes any more, it's tearing me apart, from inside out. 

[Guest Lady Luck]

wish denied

 and no i dont want la i want the world >:]

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but listen here dear, we must follow the rules of the game, thus I cannot grant you, your wish. My deepest apology, Deadric Princess of Combining.

 

 

I wish Lady Luck know the rules of the game 

[Guest Lady Luck]

i know im just teasing ehehehe i mean granted XD

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Now you leave me in a state of confusion. I can't grant your wish nor can I corrupt it which is you will get nothing.

 

 

I wish for fish and chips as my meal, nau!!!! XD

[nonusnomeni]

granted but fish is rotten and chips is moldy

 

i wish i didn't forgot milk yesterday

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it taste sour.

 

 

I wish for a big red envelope from my Chinese friends. 

[Guest Lady Luck]

granted heres 50 cents  lol

i need 1 million dolla !

[nonusnomeni]

granted you to (as a queenbee) will get not one million but 

 

i wish i am master of moding

[Guest Lady Luck]

the heck can i do with Zimbabwe dollars XDDDD

granted! gives you stack of book to read how to become pro modding XDDD

[nonusnomeni]

granted, all

 

i wish i am not that lazy to read all that books

[polluxval]

you didnt get lazy to read them all.....BUT...

 

you read them all non stopping and avoid doing anything else. So, your bladder exploded, your muscles got thin, you ruined all your friendships by ignoring all of your comrades and family, also, you lost your mind because you didnt slept, and finally, starved to dead before finishing the books.

 

i wish lawyers couldnt lie, not even a single time.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but they can't do a proper job, thus being sack, and the whole system of judiciary collapse, with people rioting every now and then.

 

 

I wish for a mandarin oranges.

[Veta]

Granted ( get it , it's oranges speaking mandarin)

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a real boy .